Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chriza, Dec 20, 2015.
srs the new dad shit is an embarrassment
Aw shit am I letting u down, bro?
you're just making a fool of yourself
I'll try harder to regain my dignity and your respect.
Wooden chairs in a quiet restaurant.
Learn to lol.
Carlin called that the one cheek sneak
It was much worse than that.
I dropped a piece of silverware and bent over to pick it up.
Sounded like I was sitting on a snare drum.
I was a freshman in high school holding a fart in. Something happened that made me laugh real hard, causing me to lose sphincter control. I let out a huge fart, on a hard chair, and the class, and teacher, were all laughing at me. It was fucking loud
"It wasn't me"
Yeah, that ain't gonna work.
I'm happier than I should be about that story.