Loud farts!

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    What do?

    :dontknow:
     
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    srs the new dad shit is an embarrassment
     
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    Aw shit am I letting u down, bro?
     
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    you're just making a fool of yourself
    no offense
     
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    :lol:

    I'll try harder to regain my dignity and your respect.
     
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    Wooden chairs in a quiet restaurant.

    Learn to lol.
     
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    Carlin called that the one cheek sneak
     
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    It was much worse than that.

    I dropped a piece of silverware and bent over to pick it up.
    Sounded like I was sitting on a snare drum.
    :faint:
     
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    lol

    I was a freshman in high school holding a fart in. Something happened that made me laugh real hard, causing me to lose sphincter control. I let out a huge fart, on a hard chair, and the class, and teacher, were all laughing at me. It was fucking loud
     
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    "It wasn't me"

    Yeah, that ain't gonna work. :lmao:
     
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    I'm happier than I should be about that story.