Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by nserafini, Jan 5, 2012.
Goodbye Adrian, Artie will miss you....
Hey, there's always that dumb broad who keeps trying to meet him at the diner at 2AM. Artie's no longer too fat to fish and there's plenty of fish in the sea.
lol...im listening to last night now and he just went over it...lol
Look out ladies, Artie's on the loose.
Bet she's not crying a tear
ya know one thing about women like that..... they look right into ya..Right into your eyes...and they look like they have lifelesss eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes at ya...
when there blowing ya ...doesn't seem to be living.....
until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The sheets turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.
Taxidermist have a heart attack when he see what I bring 'em !