"love my life"...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by mape, Jan 25, 2015.

  1. mape

    mape Well-Known Member

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    "Good morning and a big fuck you to all the normal folk that didn't go down the road of being a whore and develop into a full grown retard" Beth Stern
     
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  2. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
     
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  3. peace&love

    peace&love Well-Known Member

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    Those kittens look over two pounds.
    I am sure they could receive their vaccines and be spayed/neutered.
    And then sent to their forever homes ...
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    And a good morning to you Beth.
     
  5. yaddc

    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Looks like fun married to an old millionaire
     
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  6. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo 2010 OG VIP

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    surprised to see the toilet. would have figured Scatless Scott would only need a urinal in its bathroom.
     
  7. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    "Camel has too much time on its hands."

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    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    The ones who are always boasting about loving their lives are typically the most miserable of all.
     
  9. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating!

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    This cat thing is just played out; fuck them already.
     
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  10. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny VIP

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    I see three cats and one barren womb...
     
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  11. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...i guess the toothy grin makes it so.


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  12. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    What the "people who help" must think of her.
     
  13. Shart Garfunkel

    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase VIP

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    The human cat tree has to be mentally challenged. Anyone with a brain stem would be bored to death of spending every waking hour taking selfies with kittens. :coffee:
     
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  14. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Love my life....really supermodel? Keep telling yourself that.

    I see a high, friendless loser rolling around the floor with things that are unable to tell you what a lying POS you actually are.
    Do you love the new asshole BETHFANPAGE just gave you? I've been saying forever the story about how tall you are doesn't add up. That hero worship glare you used to do at wiggy. If you were anywhere even close to being 5'9 with the platform heels you should have been able to look him in the face.
    So modoe..let's get the stats straight.
    5'8
    150lbs on a laxative day
    Shoe size 13

    And moooose's version

    And your a super modoe in the UK, but not here. You speak several unnamed languages and made your own money doing wedding dresses. You weigh 104 lbs. You were begged by Playboy before Stern but opted to show real tits to magicsilk.
    Your 5'9-10.
    Has a big name legit agent. Wilhilmenia.
    Letterman regular

    Aren't you the slightest bit embarrassed about all this? Moooose?. I knew the second I saw you, you never had this career you claim...no way
    Everyone else knows too...your tolerated for cash. Everyone knows your lying...Pittsburgh.
    Just think of all your friends reading this. I am and did work as a modoe...and you...moooose, are a flat out 247 liar. Just stop.

    F mutt
     
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  15. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    That's whats so infuriating. To indulge her child-like need for playthings and attention, these young animals in their formative months that can set the table for lifelong emotional and behavioral development are having their wellbeing delayed or impacted by this unnecessary layover and lack of one to one bonding with their new owners. Very selfish andpissily damaging.
     
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    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

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    Oh God let us hope so. Could you imagine the mutant Howie and Beth would spawn. :scat:
     
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    Pooh bear Well-Known Member VIP

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    I LOVE MY LIFE! :D





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  18. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    This. I think of the all the fun and amazing life I could have if I were married to someone that wealthy. I don't begrudge her her girly spa time and handbags, but she could do such amazing things for ppl with that cash stash.
     
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  19. Mulletude

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    #thesmellofdespair
     
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