Low Carb Cauliflower Rice Dinner **With Pics; Including a Baby Picture***

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    The wife and I are back on low carb diet so I whipped up some "cauliflower" rice last night. I really love this shit and it's super easy.

    First I put the raw cauliflower head in the Cuisinart. Try to get as much of the stem out before you put it in there because those pieces don't chop up real fine. Here's the food processor with the monkey's hand on it. He likes to help cook :wub:

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    Next I toasted some pine nuts. You have to be careful because that shit will burn easy. When you start to smell it, it's almost too late. I get a couple a little on the crispy side but it was ok

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    For the sides, I made a spinach salad and squash. Here's the assembly of the spinach salad with hard boiled egg, bacon, tomato and avocado

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    In 11 years he won't be able to keep that hand off of his cock.
     
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    Throw the chicken breast on the grill with some evoo and salt and pepper and get the squash going. slice some onions thin and put it with the squash in the pan with plenty of butter

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    OK now to get the "rice" knocked out. Sweat some onion and red bell pepper. Add fresh garlic when soft.

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    Ok now add the cauliflower, spinich, chicken, fresh parsley and goat cheese crumbles

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    Finished plate


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    Babies got some titty supplemented by some formula

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    Happy Birthday to the twins! The End.
     
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    Looks real good!
     
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    how bout a pic of them titties? :fil:
     
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    Yum
     
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    My wife makes cauliflower tater tots and the kids are fucking none the wiser. God damn dumbasses
     
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    Is one of the twins clearly the pussy or have they not established dominance yet?
     
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    Friend Daner! :derp:
     
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    The boy is :facepalm: He's the runt -- his sister is 3 lbs heavier, even though he was first born. She takes his pacifier from him and he usually consents.
     
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    :jj: I don't know if you listen to Adam Carolla but his daughter kicks his son's ass all day long too.
     
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    cauliflower keeps away the cancers :)
     
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