Low Carb is seriously the shittiest diet of all time

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I've tried it three times in my life, and will never again

    Fuck that shit


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    oh shit son, bacon cat
     
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    Bacon is good

    But bacon and hashbrowns and toast is mo betta
     
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    you just didn't try it correctly. i've done it, and have to start up again after the holidays; its the easiest diet (next to starvation) around. you just need to research a bit and be creative.

    and, bacon is your friend because it makes everything (even pizza crusts made of baked, pureed cauliflower) taste good.
     
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    Bull shit I didn't, the first time I did it I lost like 8 pounds in 5 days

    But I felt fucking miserable the whole time
     
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    You can go fuck yourself with that.
     
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    I ate half a bag of hot fries around 9 pm :pig:
     
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    Seriously. I would rather eat my own dick on a warm buttered croissant
     
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    Froggy is an old fat hipster faggot
     
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    Hot fries :scratch:
     
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    Are you some kind of asshole?

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    andy capps?
     
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    The only Cheetos I like are the big puffy kind :grad:
     
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    They dont sell those here :cry: I have to settle for shitty Chesters
     
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    Well they are not cheetos you low carb faggot
     
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    Andy Capp's? Love em.