Lu Lu The Panda Stud At It Again.... Beats His Old Romp Record..Warning Graphic Photos...

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  1. teehee

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    China's Sexiest Panda Obliterates Own Record In Latest Sex Romp.




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    Lu Lu is having a busy month.

    Last week, the panda and his partner, Zhen Zhen, set a new benchmark for giant panda sex with a session that lasted 7 minutes and 45 seconds. Since panda sex usually lasts about 1 minute and 20 seconds, researchers at the Sichuan Giant Panda Research Center nicknamed Lu Lu, "Enduring Brother."

    This week, Chinese state media reports that Lu Lu had sex with a different female, Xi Mei, and it lasted for a truly epic 18 minutes and three seconds (about 8 minutes of which can be seen in the video above). This happened about 24 hours after his romp with Zhen Zhen.


    According to the iPanda channel, which is keeping close tabs on the action, researchers matched Xi Mei with Lu Lu after her first date, Li Bao, failed to successfully mate with her.

    So what's with all the panda sex in the news? The center is conducting breeding sessions while female pandas are in heat, which is vital to the survival of the species, since pandas are picky about their mates. The center's been releasing photos of the pandas doing it to raise awareness and perhaps -- we can only guess -- enlist the public's support in cheering them on.


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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    you can be the best boyfriend in the world but if you can't bring it in the bed you are as good as dead. a real hero every man can look up to.
     
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    He knows more positions than the kama sutra..:giggle:..He certainly has no problem with an audience..
     
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    :bigcry: i don't want to see cute, cuddly pandas having sex.
     
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    So you clicked the thread explicitly on the topic? More sound thinking. Keep it up :up:
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    Howards wants to know how many inches?
     
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    seeing his o-face is embarrassing!
     
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    Shucks. Misleading thread title. I done thought this was a Sunday morning pick-me-up of NSFW pics of the Furries Convention.

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    'Cause, you know, that's less weird than actual pictures of actual pandas having actual sex.
     
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    Fuck them Pandas. What is the purpose of them anyway? Throw Ling Ling and Ding Ding in Sing Sing and throw away the key! Thank you.
     
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    Maybe if the dude washed up more he would get more pussy . What a filthy bastard .
     
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    How many furries do you think you could fight at one time ?
     
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    Practice,Practice,Practice. :hump:
     
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    "They keep releasing pictures of the pandas fucking, Robin. But no pictures of the thick panda cock. Is it black or white?"
     
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    Cause he's stuck fucking the same panda whore, over and over again. Bring this guy a grizzly or a polar cub at least
     
  19. SlinkyNeckStern

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    Sounds like a good idea, Gar.

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