Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Nov 15, 2014.
Yeah, No, Listen John: He got this gig on his own with no help from me.
Thanks, dead uncle!
Let no tragedy go to waste...
Music fights AIDS? Just play a little music next to HPM and im sure those sores will clear up
"Wow, Gare, I heard some clips from Lucas' performance at the LifeBeat gig and man, he really knocked it out of the park."
"Hey, thanks, John. I'm really proud of how far he's come all on his own with this deejaying business."
He is a twink like his uncle (allegedly).
"So here's the deal. LifeBeat came to me and asked if Lucas could DJ the event. I didn't pitch him or anything, and if you think that, you're in the minority. It is what it is."
Yeah, I'm sure having DJ Scribbles in the other day had no bearing whatsoever on this...
From the Lifebeat webpage:
Did you know that 2600 youth ages 13-24 are infected with HIV every day worldwide, and AIDS is the second leading cause of death among adolescents?
Lifebeat is on the front lines distributing HIV & STD prevention information and condoms at concerts music festivals, clubs and other events. Lifebeat also provides quality of life services and support, such as musical performances, for people living with HIV/AIDS and their families.
949,000 cases a year? Ebola doesn't seem so scary now.
So is monkey DNA more vulnerable to the AIDS?
Gary got Lucas into DJing so that his headphones would drown out the sound of Gary beating off to teen anal. Gary loves jerking off. Gary loves jerking off more than any man has ever loved jerking off. He loves to turn on his computer and rub his simian schlong while watching damaged teens get fucked by old geezers. Gary slaps his baboon balls as he sticks his other fist into his orangutan orifice. He loves to shoot his gibbon goo into a pair of his skid marked undies. He then smells them. Deeply inhaling. And more than anything he loves to do this while his kids are in the next room. The fear of getting caught with his teen anal is what fuels Gary's sexual perversion.
"Lucas is next door. But he can't hear me. He's dropping mad beats. I love my wigger son. He's such a great kid and such a great DJ. I don't want him to hear me jerking off. But I kinda do. The fear of getting caught, the suspense. God it feels so fucking good. Oh no, the music has stopped but I've yet to cum..."
This all happens. Swear to God guys.
He learned from the biggest gravy trainer in history his dad. .
No talent all gravy
Because there's never any money donated for AIDS.