News Luckiest unluckiest person in the world

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DogStar69, May 11, 2016.

  1. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    The incident happened around 11 p.m. Saturday, when Johns took out his personal airboat with his wife, 6-year-old daughter Rorie and some family friends. The boat got stuck, and Johns got out to push. When the boat got free, it slid into Johns and the large propeller severed his left arm just above the elbow.

    Johns remains positive because the accident easily could have claimed his life. If it weren't for an off-duty nurse who happened upon Johns's airboat in the dark and vast Everglades, Lorrie Johns thinks her son would have bled to death in the swamp.

    http://www.naplesnews.com/sports/sw...-accident-327ec340-b1ea-6b99-e-378816621.html
     
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  2. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I thought the props were always caged and meshed?

    I'm sure he was too cool for school, and he removed the safety cage for added coolness. :facepalm:


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    Now he had to learn to jerk-off with the other hand.
     
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    He was in a swamp. He'll get the Zika virus and his head will shrink next.
     
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    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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