Entertainment Lucky bastard Sean Penn with Minka Kelly

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  1. Alisonsbankacct

    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Sean Penn and Charlize Theron called it quits just 2 weeks ago, and he's already doing his laundry with another hot chick.

    These pics were taken last Tuesday at French Laundry, the uber-fancy/delicious/exclusive restaurant in the Napa Valley. Sean was celebrating Minka Kelly's 35th birthday, along with 3 other people.

    They were by no means hush hush ... people at other tables heard Sean tell the other 3 he and Minka met at a Haiti charity event.

    They had a feast to end all, with a chicken with the feet still attached, truffle mac and cheese and a birthday cake. The people at Sean's table, along with others in the restaurant, serenaded Minka to "Happy Birthday."

    Sean picked up the tab ... and it was pricey.

    Minka has not mentioned Sean, but after the dinner she Instagrammed, "Birthday festivities off to a pretty magical start."
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    I think he's scuzzy..
     
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    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Gold

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    Nothing beats strange tang. Men will go to war for it. Dumping an aging starlett is a small price to pay.
     
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    Irrelevant douche bag. I love these celebtards that think they are good people because they have these big, global causes. They all have horrible relationships with their families and everyone close to them. It is SO easy to get wrapped up in bullshit for people you don't have an emotional connection with. You can feed them bullshit all day and they wouldn't know the difference. It is much more work and more admirable to cultivate the relationships with your close family and friends first. Sean Penn.....loser amongst men!
     
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    EddyG Well-Known Member

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    not good looking guy.
     
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    mape Well-Known Member

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    Because he is.....:)
     
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    BFD. Derek Jeter banged her for years until he traded her in for a younger model.
     
  8. SorryBoff

    SorryBoff Well-Known Member

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    He looks every bit his 60 yrs.
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    how does he keep getting hot chicks being a total a-hole?
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    We tried to watch The Gunman this weekend (so boring) but he runs around with his shirt off in every other scene showing off the bod :wtf:
     
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    Rip mcdivvit Well-Known Member

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    He might have a magic penis that counteracts the ciggie/whiskey breath.
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ

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    she's no Beth.
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    I am so sorry. Remember that time heals all wounds. Eventually, it will just be a distant horrible memory.

    :console:
     
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    penn looks like he smells really bad
     
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    'cause hot chicks don't dig total a-holes, right?
     
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    [​IMG] Minka Kelly and Leighton Meester in a threesome would be an ammmmmazing thing.
     
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    tmz assuming people know who minka kelly is. i have no idea and i watch tmz most days. spicolli is a gigantic asshole.

    allegedly! :grad:
     
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    I thought Minka Kelly was the #1 asian big boob queen until I opened the thread.
     
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    there is just no way. nasty cig breath catcher mitt face sean must have a 12" cock. this chick is so smoking hot
     
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