Entertainment Luke Skywalker Is Gay

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    Luke Skywalker Is Gay: Star Wars Director Hints At Homosexual Characters In Film

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    [​IMG]By: Michael Stevens
    Staff Reporter
    Mar. 6, 2016
    Luke Skywalker is gay, and that’s why Han Solo was the one picking up all the ladies in Star Wars. Well, that’s the theory, but days after JJ Abrams, director of “Star Wars: The Force Awakens,” admitted that there are plans to include gay characters in future chapters of the iconic sci-fi series, Mark Hamill revealed that there may already be one, according to Daily Mail.

    “Fans are writing and asking all these questions: ‘I’m bullied in school … I’m afraid to come out,'” Hamill said. “They say to me: ‘Could Luke be gay?’ I’d say it is meant to be interpreted by the viewer. If you think Luke is gay, of course he is. You should not be ashamed of it. Judge Luke by his character, not by who he loves.”

    “To me, the fun of Star Wars is the glory of possibility,” Abrams continued in a recent interview. “So it seems insanely narrow-minded and counterintuitive to say that there wouldn’t be a homosexual character in the world.”

    The movie didn’t give any indication that Luke Skywalker was gay. The reboot, which broke box-office records last year, has already been celebrated for breaking free from Hollywood norms by featuring a female lead character and a black supporting actor.

    “When I talk about inclusivity it’s not excluding gay characters,” Abrams said. “It’s about inclusivity. So of course.”

    One popular fan theory includes a blossoming romance between former Stormtrooper Finn (John Boyega) and ace Resistance fighter pilot Poe (Oscar Isaac).

    Boyega said that, as far as he knows, it’s certainly possible.

    “As far as I’m concerned, when JJ sat us down to go through the script, it was a bromance,” he said. “But now I’m learning what Mark Hamill said before, when he didn’t know that Darth Vader was Luke’s father: you never know what they’re going to pull. I’m looking at the director Rian [Johnson] closely so he can get me involved early, so I can prepare myself. So who knows?”

    If Luke Skywalker is gay, it could help explained why he’s been the only character for whom he openly displayed any affection in the original trilogy of films was his sister Leia. There seems to be plenty of room for fans to project their own sexual preferences onto him.

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  2. Mr. Meatkabob

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    I wouldn't have thought Disney could have fucked up the Star Wars franchise more than Lucas did. Evidently I was wrong.
     
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    The Force Awakens was so lame. I wouldn't doubt they would gay him up.
     
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    Poe and Finn are gay.



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    He wanted to get it on with his sister too.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I always took that scene as Luke just taking pleasure in one-upping Solo. He was too dopey to realize she was using him to make Han jealous.
     
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    Why do we need to know this?
     
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    pretty obvious they mean C3PO
     
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    My theory is that he knew it was his sister the whole time and he's into incest.
     
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    C3PO is flaming, that should be enough for the 'diversity' obsessed
     
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    They should make the next alien cantina a gay bar - who would know?
     
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    This is just so retarded. Why don't we just add in some special needs Jedis or something just as retarded???
     
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    He always did seem kind of gay, to be fair.
     
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    Pretty much all the Jedis in the prequels were retarded.
     
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    and the propaganda continues...what's next? one of the corleone kids was in the closet as well? well with fredo maybe

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    The all female ghostbusters pisses me off more though.
     
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    Pretty much. How could they not tell that little shit Anakin was going to fuck everything up?