LuLu's Anal Bleaching for Kids

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  1. AGT Blows

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    http://gawker.com/park-slope-kids-salon-stop-calling-your-wifi-lulus-a-1553651388

    CITIZEN'S ARREST! A person who controls a wifi near the "combination hair salon and toy store on the increasingly stylish Fifth Avenue strip of Park Slope" called LuLu's has given his or her network a positively vulgar name. It is a name that threatens to sully the posh and sophisticated reputation of a shop that charges $26 to give your child a new lease on life via his or her tresses ($10 for just a bangs job). It is a name that is not good for kids.
    On the Google Group bergenbtwn4and5, LuLu's owner Brigitte Prat (or someone posing as her using the handle brigittelpratt) shares the story of how her brand is being attacked (probably by a high person who thought it would be funny to satirize the presumed bourgieness of the children's salon):
    PLEASE HELP!
    Unfortunately someone near by has named their WiFi a really awful name referring to my shops, "LuLu's Anal Bleaching for Kids". I've tried calling Time Warner and Verizon and they can't seem to help. I have reached out to the 78th Precinct and my lawyer, but they can't help either because I don't know who it is. You can see the Network from both of my establishments, you can see it on your smart phone from my stores, my house, or standing in front of 417 & 426 Bergen Street as well as across the street. This is really disturbing and I'm lost to what to do without knowing who it is. Any other ideas on how to handle this?
    Brigitte

     
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    :lol:
    Dumb bitch could just turn off her wifi.
     
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    Jesus, people are retarded, calling a lawyer and the cops about it. How about putting a sign in your shop saying that the derogatory wifi account is not associated with their business and is the work of a creepy prankster.
     
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    That would call attention to it. I'd call a tech company and have them narrow it down and then start suing.
     
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    Bitch needs to get a sense of humor
     
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    I think it would be hard to establish grounds, if I named my wifi "Hasheen is a towel headed sand n**ger" after my asshole neighbor isn't that within my first amendment rights?
     
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    Or just stop bleaching kids' anuses! :D
     
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    That person is using the company's name, can't do that.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Yeah, but the first amendment applies to government, not the cable company.
     
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    :jj: She must have really pissed someone off.
     
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    I read the thread title and thought this guy had found a business partner.
    [video=youtube;WPkMUU9tUqk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkMUU9tUqk[/video]
     
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    Don't make John Hein beg!
     
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    That's funny. I named mine "mostly horse porn"
     
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    Find out who did it, hack them and plant kiddie porn then report them. They will want to bleach their overused anus every day in prison.