Lustful, Unfulfilled Desires

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jayla, Sep 10, 2014.

  1. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Kind of sums up Wiggy and Beef's lives nicely - except Beef lusts for fame, not sex. Lots of great stuff from http://bethfanpage.blogspot.com the last couple of days...

    [​IMG]Watch out folks, after the memorial service was over, the bitch was being escorted out by Stern and shipped back to the Hamptons while Stern ran back to his private penthouse to huddle with his publicity team and dream about Hugh Jackman, who Howard couldn't stop talking about after he performed at the memorial service, even having the nerve to send him a "note", omg, it is so hard when you are good looking like Jackman and have to be subjected to old queens and their lustful unfulfilled desires.


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    Debbie Schlussel said it on her website, Stern needed to get a show on TV since going to satellite radio where he is ignored. She stated that nothing is worse to Howard Stern than being ignored. So when his paid stooges get tired of yelling his name in front of cameras or staging pranks for national news broadcasts, Stern will be found hanging in his closet with a Gucci belt around his neck as Bethie stages the biggest funeral of them all, starring the great Beth O and shoving her calendars and books in everyone's funeral goodie bags to show how famous she is.
    Howard was scrambling on his 4 hour per week job of promoting himself and Bethie on satellite radio where he is part of a huge corporate pool of shows where listeners and ratings don't exist and don't count anyway. It is a subscription based service along with sponsors who advertise on free radio as well as satellite and on a bunch of other media outlets. Yes, Howard Stern has a safe job until he drops dead from Botox paralyzing his vital organs as he fights to keep his face pulled back and tight for another year of bugging Simon Cowell to keep his silicone face on television.
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    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    I thought this thrash was gonna be our love song

    Rated and negged.
     
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  3. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    GASP:bigcry:
     
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    Hey, she needs to keep her good eye on the prize.....
     
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  5. Joe Bauers

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    I thought you had a Bung hole debate scheduled. ? :fil:





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    @Mlaw
     
  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Both of her eyes are beginning to close at a rapid rate due to so much surgery. Soon she'll be " Blind Beth".
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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  9. Senator Rick

    Senator Rick Well-Known Member

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    Who Is Blind
     
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  10. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I wonder why he doesn't get those forehead lines botox'd out? He gets everything else done.
     
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    Gray eyebrows, Grandpa Saul's jet black hair. :wigtip:
     
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    Skid Marx EDITOR IN CHIEF DawgShed News

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    *sips three fingers of glenlivet*
     
  13. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Hate to be mean, but he may be the most unfuckable man on the planet.
     
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    And a cock. Your schtick sucks.
     
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    "No, I haven't forgotten Gwen Stefani's pigeon husband making an appearance today on the Stern satellite radio show to yet again placate the Old Queen Stern who is getting worse the older he gets. Howard can no longer hold back his obsession for certain male celebrities as Gwen keeps cutting off Gavie's access to all her bank accounts until he comes crawling back home and promises to stop fucking other men and be a good boy for fun family photo ops."

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    ...it seems several people were able to get in without walking the camera line for the paps and fans. no pic of hugh jackman walking the line entering the temple. he rode his bike and used an entrance without all the fanfare.
     
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  19. Jayla

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    Yeah. They suck.
     
  20. Senator Rick

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    What's the book on this guy post to wire?
    Switch hitter?
    Playing for the "Other Team"-



    or this man a Commie Symp?