Kind of sums up Wiggy and Beef's lives nicely - except Beef lusts for fame, not sex. Lots of great stuff from http://bethfanpage.blogspot.com the last couple of days... Watch out folks, after the memorial service was over, the bitch was being escorted out by Stern and shipped back to the Hamptons while Stern ran back to his private penthouse to huddle with his publicity team and dream about Hugh Jackman, who Howard couldn't stop talking about after he performed at the memorial service, even having the nerve to send him a "note", omg, it is so hard when you are good looking like Jackman and have to be subjected to old queens and their lustful unfulfilled desires. Debbie Schlussel said it on her website, Stern needed to get a show on TV since going to satellite radio where he is ignored. She stated that nothing is worse to Howard Stern than being ignored. So when his paid stooges get tired of yelling his name in front of cameras or staging pranks for national news broadcasts, Stern will be found hanging in his closet with a Gucci belt around his neck as Bethie stages the biggest funeral of them all, starring the great Beth O and shoving her calendars and books in everyone's funeral goodie bags to show how famous she is.Howard was scrambling on his 4 hour per week job of promoting himself and Bethie on satellite radio where he is part of a huge corporate pool of shows where listeners and ratings don't exist and don't count anyway. It is a subscription based service along with sponsors who advertise on free radio as well as satellite and on a bunch of other media outlets. Yes, Howard Stern has a safe job until he drops dead from Botox paralyzing his vital organs as he fights to keep his face pulled back and tight for another year of bugging Simon Cowell to keep his silicone face on television.