Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by OV, Apr 20, 2012.
from a different perspective:
Can I kill myself?
I'll take a stab at this..and Jason, because he's the one I'd K. From his voice to his personality to his blubber, he is truly the most repulsive person I've ever come across.
I give JD a pity F. But he'd really need to degrease his face/body and brush/floss & Listerine those teeth.
I'd M Ronnie. Because he's never home, looks like he's on his last legs and would probably die of cardiac arrest in some strip club somewhere. It's a win/win.
Evil, in a good way.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Nibbler again.
Ugh I'd have to say marry JD and then it's a toss up...I guess kill Ronnie and F Jason but only if he spilled behind the scenes dirt.
"degrease his face/body" - classic!!
great idea odd vaark +
easy Mary Jason for sure, F JD because you know he's backed up and kill Ronnie.
Hey...you did a pretty good job !!! Ditto for me !!!
I'm glad somebody agrees that Jason is sooooo repulsive (and annoying)..a total blabbermouth (the office gossip)
Even when he was thin (he IS LOSING weight)...he's still creepy looking and his voice ....NOT for radio !!
F JD...a pityF yes!! most definitly a degreasing....and plenty of PROTECTION.....he could have a few STD's...
M Ronnie for all the reason u write! plus he makes the most $$$$$$ of the 3 ...
...and he's a nice guy!!! LOVE him on the show!!!
peace & love
life would have no meaning....i think we'd have a mass suicide.
all 3 are rather repulsive but jd seems to have some human qualities. maybe if he's thrown into a bathtub and gets some hip clothes and haircut he'd be doable. the other 2 are hopeless and have no redeeming value to society (they would have to be killed).
Would I have to F*** the one I pick to marry?
Not according to my wife.
OH just blech. M- Ronnie (how much longer is gonna last anyway? and maybe he has a good pension/life insurance), K-Jason (just all around repulsive.) F- JD (ew, and only if he tries not to speak)
I can't do it! I can't do it! Don't make me, please!
Okay...good. I will have to pick the same as most of the ladies.
K - Jason, F - J.D., and M - Ronnie. As long as you're sure the marriage doesn't have to be consummated.
Well, it's not really in keeping with the spirit of the question, but I guess it'll be all right if you just lay there staring at the ceiling
(although presumably since Ronnie is an older guy, you might have to be more patient time-wise)
All by default:
there's no WAY I'm fucking Ronnie or Jason (he'd like it), so by default, I'm fucking J.D.
Ronnie's just GOTTA drop dead soon, so by default, I'd marry him
eeeeew! You'd fuck a dude with enormous love handles, COVERED IN BACK HAIR?