News MacBook Selfie Sticks: The Way Of The Future?

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  1. Tim

    Tim Well-Known Member VIP

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    MacBook Selfie Sticks are a state-of-the-art invention

    Unlike other selfie sticks you might see your friends or family using, this tool is much bigger, can hold the weight of an Apple MacBook, and needs two hands to hold into position for a selfie to be taken.

    Despite a ban on selfie sticks at Disneyland and Coachella, can this new accessory move from the east coast all the way to Los Angeles and become the new way to take a selfie?

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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    These people are fucking idiots.
     
  3. IfTheyOnlyKnew

    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

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    That's the understatement of the year. :coffee:
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    this has to be an onion article.
     
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    The article does make one God point. This tool is bigger...




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  6. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits I don't rite so good. Gold

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    Newsflash: no one gives a shit about your selfies.. They are only "liking" it so in-return you "like" their selfie... It a feeding frenzy of narcissism and a waste of bandwidth...
     
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    I own a Twitter account for news and occasional screw off browsing. I click on some folks and it's amazing all the fucks posting so many pics of themselves , where they been...basically showing off.
    What went wrong man....what went wrong.

    I prefer anonymous forum posting, no one truly knows who you are....suits me fine, and we can fuck off a bit.
     
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    Selfie stick owner = total asshole.
     
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    I've never taken a selfie and i'm quite proud of it.
     
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    When is an asteroid going to hit this planet already ?
     
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