Mad Max: Fury Road is batshit insanity

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  1. Gitfiddle

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    And I mean that in the best way.

    I sometimes found myself chuckling in disbelief at the crazy shit I was seeing. I saw other people in the theater looking at each other shaking their heads and laughing as well.

    Right now it's at 99% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I was curious at what the best rated movies on RT were. Right now it's at #19. Godfather II is at #30.

    If I had any criticism it was that there was too much action and not enough dialog, the only reason being is that I wanted to know more about the fascinating, fucked up world that the movie was set in.
     
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    Idc about the movie. I'm waiting on the video game.
     
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    Pure action. No bullshit.
     
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    Mark gave me some long strokes while watching my dick jump around, After a couple of minutes of this, I came all over my stomach. Mark was delighted. "Look, I made my little girl cum. Want to try for two?"

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    The fire flickered, the storm blew, and I reached for his cock again. It was like a drug. I had to be holding it, loving it. Even while soft it mesmerized me, and thrilled me when hard.

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    I reached for my dick and he said "No, let me make you cum." I thought he was going to touch my dick for only the second time, but he didn't. He wanted to be sure it was his cock, not my hand, that made me cum.
     
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    I liked it. Don't go into expecting The Godfather or Citizen Kane. It's an action movie. But it's an awesome one.
     
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    Gator What?

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    Interesting.

    How about you get to fucking work, you lazy ass bum?

    :bigthink
     
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    I agree it was action packed and good. I think it could have used a little more story dialogue and a joke or two.
     
  10. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    did you really get upset because someone called you lawyer fairy?
     
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    No
     
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    Good to see you though.
     
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    you calling in?
     
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    Haha. That would be fun. gf will be here soon though and I don't want her to think I'm a loser.
     
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    The guitar player was one huge joke through the whole movie.
     
  16. Nickthedick

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    LOOLZ
     
  17. Gitfiddle

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    Did you call in sick because of the rain, girly man?
     
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    better than the original?
     
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    usually these movies are fake ass green screen over the top hollywood computer animated non believable bullshit..

    this is different?
     
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    yeah but it lacked the coolness of the boomerang catch or the flying man fighting with the dog over the dog food. Zero wisecracks. It was in the new style of the Raid. Nonstop action not much else. Its cool but it lacks substance.