Mad shitter running loose in Ohio

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  1. Cheri

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    WATERCOOLER
    'Bowel Movement Bandit"

    Akron Police
    March 11, 2015: Officials seek to identify suspect seen in footage.
    AKRON, Ohio -- Officials are seeking to identify a man believed to have defecated on multiple cars and children's front yard toys in an Akron neighborhood over the last three years.

    Overnight Monday into Tuesday one resident who asked not to be identified set up a time lapse camera, capturing the vandal mid-act.
    "This guy defecated on our vehicle eight times since last fall," the resident said.
    The sleuth photographer said between his house and those on his block, this guy has struck at least 20 times. The vast majority of cases were never reported to police.
    "My mother-in-law walked out of our house one day, and the kids' front yard slide had to be sanitized," says neighbor Rob Brunson.
    "People up and down our streets here in the Castle Homes neighborhood were playing the blame game," he said.

    Until recently everyone who was a victim thought they were the only ones being targeted.
    A small calculation among neighbors estimates this guy has struck over 100 times but likely many than that.
    "I was questioning my son: Who do you have mad at you? People were pointing fingers all over the place," said the photographer.
    So he set up a time-lapse camera overnight Monday, and when he woke up -- one of those two-thousand pictures snagged the suspect.
    "I got a good shot," he said. "This guy needs help. That's my message to him: get help."
    "The photo shows this guy bent over on the hood, pants to ankles defecating on the car," says Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards. "We need to know who this person is."
    Whoever it is will likely face criminal mischief charges. Anyone with information is asked to call Akron police.

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  2. Mack

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    He looks like he knows he's caught. :hhh:
     
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    Looks like Benjy
     
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    Looks like Mr. Clutch
     
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    Are you shitting me? :c
     
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    Why shit on the kids toys :jj:
     
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    If I found a strange turd on my kid's slide, I think I'd have to toss it instead of sanitizing it. Just saying.
     
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    I'm thinking this guy lives in the barrio and is tired of looking at kids toys and cars on blocks, as is often found in the front yards of "those people".
     
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    That's where Dave Matthews lives :bigthink
     
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    :ss:
     
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    That's your neighborhood isn't it? :jj:
     
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    He wears the perfect outfit for that type of behavior
     
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    if/when i ever start shitting on the neighbor kids' toys, I would dress like that
     
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    I may utilize the hoodie tho
     
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    It's pretty obvious he's not a Chevy man....
     
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    This makes the time El Salvadorans threw chicken bones and lime slices on my car seem quite inoffensive.
     
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    They mistook you for their native God and was leaving an offering.
     
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    Too bad the police in Ohio close at 5:00. They'll never catch him.

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    They used to put up a blue lawn tarp for a patio awning and barbecue underneath it during the rain. Animals.