Made the Appt with the Vasectomy Doc today...

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  1. DrSublux

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    Its gonna be quite the tenses and yet I hope he fondles my balls with the caring of Oderus's loving touch. Good Day A group of lovely people.
     
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    I'm so glad I did it so I never have to worry when sexy time comes up. Now I just need to find some sexy time somewhere.
     
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    I shall offer you my gaping hole then.

    So how was the needle to the balls?
     
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    You want me to give you serious details or just a general rating?
     
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    well I am getting it done either way, but to tell.
     
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    I can tell ya a horror story. Involves a post surgical abscess, a bag the size of an orange, and the need to have the procedure repeated on one side 6 months later.
     
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    The initial numbing of the sack is no biggie. Just a little pinch. It's when they start diggin in there looking for the pipes that shit gets interesting. Once they locate the vas they have to numb that separately and that's where the fun begins. The doc needs a little slack so they tug pretty good on it to get it out and then they directly numb it before cutting/cauterizing. The tugging was the worst part for me. My right nut has always hung a little lower than my left and the doc said my left vas was shorter than usual. He was tugging on it and I could feel it all the way up to my stomach. It was pretty uncomfortable but I wouldn't say it hurt. I took it real easy for 4 days or so and kept the frozen peas on it. The first time I blew a load some blood came out and it freaked my ass out.
     
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    get out of my thread with that shit or cup my balls gently.
     
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    that happened to you?
     
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    omg sissy if thats you in your av i wanna make love to your bunghole ASAP
     
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    Are u gettin the laser, no cuttin deal? I've been putting this off for years. Need to do. :mad:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    shit this nigga gonna get drunk before the tuggin begins
     
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    To my exhusband. Thought he was tough and didn't follow the dr.s instructions.
     
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    Wait till you get that first feeling oh having to piss real bad. You are going to ask yourself why.
     
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    Ftr, he also said the digging and tugging was the worst part.
     
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    what the fuck is ftr