Maid service coming tomorrow: should I fuck all 3 of 'em?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Quite Frankly, May 16, 2013.

  1. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Pants around ankles just thinking about what they might look like.

    I'm hoping for this:
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    Or 4 at once would be even groovier:
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    However, I'm afraid they'll most likely look like this:
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  2. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    colin quinn on the left
     
  3. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    passive-aggressive bump (Cocksman-style)...need some heartfelt advice & wisdom before going to bed and deciding whether to screw only one or all three
     
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    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Dude - time to lay off the porn. Maid sex only happens on the Internet.
     
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    TaTa Toothy New Member

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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    You'll get some short chubby Mexican ladies
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    what makes you think you can even fuck 1
     
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    Odds are you are getting this:

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  9. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    I'll lay some Pat O'Brien lines on 'em, you'll see...done deal, pal...

    But if they say "Si Papi" while I'm plowing 'em from behind in the kitchen, I'll just gag 'em with a greasy dish towel.
     
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    i like your style
    i submit yes for fuck all 3
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    You'll get her now.

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    no matter what they look like, you should fuck all three.

    you only live once.
     
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    Just go to DirtyLatinaMaids.com, rub one out and move on.
     
  15. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Hey, any port in a storm.
     
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    you only live once....
     
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    What if the butler shows up?
     
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    you know what to do, you KNOW what to do
    :bbed:
     
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    :winner: