Stern Show Major Show Events - Next Five Years

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  1. bluedevil30

    bluedevil30 Well-Known Member

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    What will the next five years bring?

    - Death of Ben or Rae Stern.

    - Trump as President

    - Howard divorced again

    - Artie death

    - Robin cancer back
     
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    Honkey Donkey Well-Known Member

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    Ralph and Howard caught at a truck stop
     
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    More cock talk.
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    Beth looking like this..

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    BostonNick Well-Known Member

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    Major show events....haha
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    Howards hair still jet black and curly like his grandpa Sol.

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    Howard and Ralph exchange commitment rings

    Howard tries and miserably fails again on a mainstream venue

    Buchwald dies and no longer so artfully protected, The Stern fantasy gets riddled full of holes by Truthers

    Some Arab sheikh reminiscing about memorable BJs, inadvertently discloses that he had Beth "on retainer" for her "modeling" while in Frankfort Germany

    Tan mom and George declare they've resigned from the show, being tired of the samo samo

    HPE dies a pauper and is buried in a potters field after Howard refuses to pay for a proper burial citing all the millions in plugs Eric got over the years as ample payment.

    Hermes Birken raises the price of their baby calfskin handbags to $25k each and as a resulting protest, Beth swears she will not buy more than 3 of the dead animal skin products each year

    In 2019, NSAL announces that because Bianca's Furry Friends Foundation is now funneling them less donations, the kitty ranch wing's schedule for completion will take another 3 years
     
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    Howard drinking cosmos with Justin Theroux and Ellen at Jimmy Kimmel's pool party.
     
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    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    Consuela to get more [​IMG]
     
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    High Pitch and Jeff the drunk die

    More vacations

    One day a week

    More Beth than ever before

    Anything else Robin?
     
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    Jeffie worried about because his family has a history of people dying in early 50's. He's 48.
     
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    Howard will finally unveil the new 10 million closet.
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    Near-zero listeners.
     
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    Artie will appear on dawgshed and confirm the wig, the Howard / Ralph man love, the childlike Beth gold digging, among many other Stern Universe taboo subjects.

    In damage control Howard will imply that dawgshed is a covert Turk operation, with the sole intent to data mine and track his most fervent haters.
    The voices of @SomerSky @teehee and @ARM are all actually voiced by Mike Judge.
    Before launching Gunk Judge spent 6 months training in Manhattan, picking up all of the nuances of New York speak, including the controversial cackling which has become a show trademark.

    Howard will label the operation a success, forced to admit that the Gunk shows were so real that he learned things about himself and his sheltered life that 30+ years of therapy could never uncover.
     
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    From your mouth to gods ears, chicky....
     
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    He will look at his notebook of ideas. He will find all the pages blank.
     
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    Big cock contest judged by George only to cover the fact that Gunky wants to see them .
     
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    At least we can all hear when Yoda dies and get a laugh out of that .
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Sadly, I do think Ben or Rae will die. They are pretty old.

    At least 1 more whack-packer will die for sure.

    Beth won't divorce Howard until the money runs out.

    Beth will post 5 more years of Instagram kitten photos. #stillmypurpose
     
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    This. Howard bought Beth for another 5 years at least. Her hope is that he'll die before then, though. She keeps looking at him and wondering how he can still be alive now, looking the way he does. She probably sits at home saying things that feed into his body dysmorphia, so that he eats less and less until he dies of anorexia. Maybe he'll even start being a little bit bulimic. Poor Mexican maid is going to be cleaning up barf from a toilet that cost more than her house.

    Btw, this new contract confirms there is no god or karma, for anyone still wondering about that.