Stern Show Make a Stern Show prediction for 2016

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  1. Phantom Lord

    Phantom Lord Well-Known Member

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    Based on 2015 what can you predict about the Stern Show in 2016?

    Mine is easy. The death of the Wack Pack. In the Stern PC world the term "Wack Pack" is too politically incorrect. It refers to individuals with mental and physical issues who are used for entertainment purposes.

    In some ways it has already happened (thanks Marci Turk). Gary The Retard is Gary The Conqueror. Wendy The Retard is Wendy The Slow Adult. Howard sometimes slips and says their old names and immediately corrects himself.

    In 2016 they will only allow Maryanne, Bobo, Jeff and his Lump, and Tan Mom. The rest will fade away like Crackhead Bob and Elephant Boy.

    This must be done in order for Howard to get Beth and him invites to A-List celebrity weddings. If Hollywood celebs think you are making fun of mentally impaired people then it makes it harder for Howard to force-feed Beth into that world. After all, she is a best selling Children's book author and cats are her purpose in life...along with $10,000 hand bags, Instagram selfies, and red carpets.
     
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    The near total elimination of all discussions about sex or nudity...except for penises and gay sex.

    Howard will whine even more about how tired and overworked he is...meanwhile he will work less than ever.

    Whatever talk show or late night appearances he makes will continue to have no impact on that show's ratings (except maybe in the negative)

    If Rae Stern dies, there's a small possibility Howard comes all the way out of the closet.

    Uhmmm, I haven't listened in years. So that's about all I've got.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I once fucked a sex toy
     
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    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery.

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    The show will continue to eat cocks.
     
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    Longer interviews, fewer laughs.
     
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    Whiney fags will remain unable to find the Off button on their Sirius
     
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    One of Wiggy's parents will die, and he will use the show to read condolences from "A" list celebrities only
     
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    I'll listen to a YouTube clip some posts on here, I'll get a case of douche chills for 2 weeks.
     
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    More turrible Robin unfunny singing, Replays of unfunny phony phone calls. More of anything else Robin.
     
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    Continuing to nose dive into mediocrity.
     
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    Not funny, not fun
     
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    That's a good question. I'm trying to think like someone who desperately wants to be accepted by Hollywood. So I'm thinking maybe more attacks on soft targets like the religious right and maybe a softening on the middle east. Howard can pretend that he's controversial by calling out Pat Robertson (what a bold move). And since Marci already took him to the wood shed over his comments about antisemitism, I'm thinking he'll try to show some sympathy for the Palestinians. That would really be the final puzzle piece in reforming his image with some of the far left celebrities. Maybe one day he can do a 3 hour interview with Sean Penn.
     
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    It will bore anyone still dumb enough to listen to it to death.
     
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    Gilbert won't be invited.
     
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    More of the same old same old.
     
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    ...puffier scarves for studio celebrity photos.
     
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    Howard will continue to say "in the sense that..." dozens of times per show, as well as making several inexplicable references to Guam.

    Oh, and "don't ask".
     
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    Kittens!!
     
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    it will be boring :sleep:
     
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    Benjy gets canned.
     
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