make me laugh

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by headerheader, Nov 20, 2012.

  1. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    Please

    Believe me when I say my night went to shit at the most alarming rate. You guys always do so well at distracting me.
     
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    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    tits or gtfo
     
  3. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    Say please
     
  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I met a guy named Harry Wang today. True story.
     
  5. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    what amuses you?
     
  6. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm multi-quoting dogstar.


    Hold on....
     
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    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    :shucks:
     
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    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    Ooooh I work in a call center and talked to a Rusty Dilly once.

    Yours is better though.
     
  10. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    Dude, granny wants it BAD
     
  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I have a 12 inch penis.
     
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    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    OMG i saw this the other day and laughed for like ten minutes.

    Okay like two, but still
     
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    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    Pics or gtfo
     
  15. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    The best name I ever met was a guy named Hyman Doodlesack. He died shortly after I met him however.

    http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-8600627.html (Link to obit. Not particularly funny but proves there was a Hyman Doodlesack)
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    He keeps it in his dresser drawer.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Can I. Make you cum instead :dontknow:
     
  19. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Remember that show Make Me Laugh on comedy central?

    It was aiiight.
     
  20. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    Dear God