Making a rock band

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by artful dodger, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    i bought a guitar last month and have zero.zero clue what i'm doing but i do have our debut album written

    so first things first - we need a kick ass lead guitarist with god-like musical ability to make the girls gaga - must have drug problem and cool haircut

    a bassist with monster tone and funks

    a drummer with at least 13" biceps

    last but not least - groupies (pm me pics)

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    howard related because his band will be booty compared to us
     
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    be sure to call the band "No Detectable Viral Load":hair::drums::guitar:
     
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    Sandimashighschoolfootballrules!
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    this thread failed hard
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Game is so cash at parties.
     
  8. Phil A Sheo

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    Yup. Great when having a bunch of friends over. I hacked my Wii so all of the DLC songs are free. I have like 600 songs....watching my drunk friends trying to sing is priceless.
     
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    Brokenbad VIP Extreme Gold

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    Remember Cockioke? Let Sal hold the microphone.
     
  10. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Well-Known Member

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    watching a tribute band that is utilizing wigs in their performance. It's funny but it works.


    Rock on
     
  11. Jon Mendelsohn

    Jon Mendelsohn New Member Banned User

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    I want to make it clear that I am representing this gentleman. He is going to take us into the threshold of the 22nd century. He is not about the rap, the crap, or the techno, which is superfluous...I have a contract from Atlantic records in my briefcase if he will stop drinking so much and stop doing drugs, which is unconsequential.
     
  12. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    I've got a good name for your band.....Radio Poison
     
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    you have to wrap the cucumbers in aluminum foil
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    thanks you sir. i don't do drugs or drink but i will if i have to

    who are you norm macdonald
     
  15. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Maybe you can be an Archies Tribute band. In the competitive rock milieu, seems like a relatively untapped niche. :up: