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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    I cut off my ears to look like my parrots
    By Yaron Steinbuch

    October 16, 2015 | 1:36pm





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    Ted Richards is so obsessed with his parrots, he had a doctor hack off his ears.
    David Hedges / SWNS.com


    This bird-brain with a fondness for parrots had his ears surgically removed to look more like his fine feathered friends.
    Ted Richards, 56, has 110 tattoos — including on his eyeballs — as well as 50 piercings and a split tongue, all to resemble Ellie, Teaka, Timneh, Jake and Bubi, The Sun reported.

    But he went really cuckoo by having his ears removed in a six-hour operation. Richards now wants to find a surgeon to turn his nose into a beak.

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    “I think it looks really great. I love it. It’s the best thing that has happened to me. I am so happy it’s unreal, I can’t stop looking in the mirror,” he told The Sun. “I’ve done it because I want to look like my parrots as much as possible. I’ve had my hair long for so many years, my ears have been covered up.”
    The retired shoe factory worker, who got his first tattoo in 1976, lives in Hartcliffe, England, with his parrots, as well as South American green iguana Iggy and pitbull terrier Candy.
    [​IMG]Photo: David Hedges SWNS.comHe doesn’t want to ruffle any feathers by revealing who performed his grotesque surgery — but is happy to say he has a new girlfriend, Suzannah, 31.
    “There’s no doubt that when they made me, they broke the mold,” he said. “But seriously, I love the fact that I’m unique and I have always wanted to be different.”



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  2. AllAboutHim Ed

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    Meh, still a much lower grade of derangement than having ones cock and balls cut off and fashioned into a pussy along with a permanent diet of female hormones.
     
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    Weirdo



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    Just so you know there was a time when they would put you in an institution for mental observation for doing such things.

    Welcome to pagan amerika.
     
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    Tattoos on his eyeballs?? That's gross.
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    I wonder if he gets more chicks then Chaz Bono…:bigthinkPitiful..
     
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    :idea: Hey I know, I'm going to cut my ears off, And then install a Stud to hold my glasses on..:wtf:
     
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    Is there any chance this guy has a job of any worth?
     
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    I'm no MD, but I'd gladly sign up to sever his jugular. Fucking douche.
     
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    And he's a complete failure since he looks nothing like a parrot.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    this is what happens in the absence of a mother and father's love. hope his parent find hell all too cozy.
     
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    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

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    A doctor would do this?
     
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    What is the significance of the starfish implants? Parrots don't have that.
     
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    don't disparage our hero, a national treasure he is.
     
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    :bigthink I thought they were Chrysler Pentastar emblems.....:belch:

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    I like that our medical profession is ok with that as long as they get paid of course.
     
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    Stalking Cat (born Dennis Avner; August 27, 1958 - November 5, 2012)[1] was an American man known for his extensive body modifications, which were intended to increase his resemblance to a female tiger.[2] For his 14 surgical procedures towards that goal, he held a world record for "most permanent transformations to look like an animal".[3][4][5] The name "Stalking Cat" is a Native American name, given to him in childhood by a medicine man of his tribe.[6]

    In September 2007, at age 49, Stalking Cat moved to Tonopah, Nevada. On November 5, 2012, he died alone in his garage in Tonopah.[13][14] He was 54 years old. News of the death became public one week later. In an online post, BMEzine founder Shannon Larratt wrote that his death was a suicide.[2]
     
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