WTF Male spiders engage in bondage to survive mating

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    The males of at least 30 spider species have been observed to wrap the legs of their partners in anticipation of sex. And they do this not out of some twisted perverted urge but out of sheer necessity. Female spiders tend to be bigger and more aggressive than their male counterparts, and they often cannibalize the males before they have a chance to mate. By engaging in this arachnid form of bondage, the male spider can not only mate with a partner—he can also escape to live another day.

    http://gizmodo.com/spider-bondage-exists-and-it-is-gnarly-as-hell-1764784012



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    So if you get eaten before you can have sex would you be considered a cuck?
     
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    Seems like a dick move
     
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