Males of the Saloon,

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V2, Oct 3, 2012.

  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Rate your public piss stream on a scale from alpha to omega.

    Alpha: always max force w/ no effort, piss starts as soon as in position
    Beta: normal force, sometimes suffer from shy pee
    Omega: dribbles, can take up to a minute start of another person is in the room, you have left the urinal without peeing before
     
  2. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Something has gone wrong with you today. Care to talk about it?
     
  3. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    This is not a spin off of Lever's thread, it is its own entity.
     
  4. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    hal cant see his penis
     
  5. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I feel fine bro. How you feeling?
     
  6. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    I shit with the stall door open while talking loud on my cell phone.
     
  7. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    That is alpha as fuck.
     
  8. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Nah, Alpha would be shitting in the urinal while pissing on the floor.
     
  9. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I am the Alpha and the Omega. So I guess on average I'm the Beta.
     
  10. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    :jj:
     
  11. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Alpha god would be shiting on the toilet with the door open, whilst pissing into the first urinal across from you, forcing omega dribblers to either wait or cross your stream. Bonus points if you trap someone in the urinal area.
     
  12. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    I cracked a urinal one time my stream is so strong.
     
  13. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Teach me your ways.
     
  14. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Let me just say that I was disappointed to come to this thread after an hour to find only 3 new posts. I was expecting 3 pages and a 5 star rating.
     
  15. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    drink lots of coffee and do your Kegel exercises
     
  16. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Doing both right now thanks!
     
  17. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    Perfect thread for a poll.:facepalm:
     
  18. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    You're right. I'll remake this thread later.
     
  19. Satori Brah

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    I piss like a bawse