Mama Beth "Where are my babies?

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    RONNIE THE CLAW Well-Known Member

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    JESUS CHRIST!!! HELP US ALL!!!
     
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  3. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ

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    that's not her,is it ?
     
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    She really is mentally deranged. I just can't take it anymore. I just can't.
    Blind Buddy was the last fucking straw that broke the camel's back.
     
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    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    Did Mama Maple sign a pre-nup?
    Give her back her babies, bitch!
     
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    Mama Maple never needs to ask Beth "where's the iphone and selfie stick".
     
  7. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    She ought a post a pic of herself walking behind Buddy and caption it, "The blind leading the retarded."
     
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    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    At least her luggage handle is covered in this one. Why the hell is she always on the floor?
     
  9. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Truly this thing is mentally ill


    F mutt
     
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    Roland Schwinn *Likes reported as of October 14, 2016

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    No clavicoe? :(


    Oh yeah, and she is totally blowing air into that cats face to make it look like the cat is approaching her. When really the cat is wondering what the fuck is hitting it in the face. I mean, cats always pull their ears back when they are approaching a source of comfort.
     
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    What? A Handing Over Ceremony (HOC) without Instagram pictures memorializing the event, with Princess Beff in a dopey hat, frumpy clothes, and chin down, excessively wide, Jokerseque smile?

    She's slipping...
     
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    Holy crap, you could drive a semi through that nostril! :eek:
     
  13. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    My heart is melting:crying:
     
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    "So that's what stale wine, Adderall and desperation smell like?"

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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Mommy's on the floor again. And Mommy's breath smells funny.
     
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    Meanwhile back in the city Howie is hopelessly jacking his limp dipstick.

    We're a very normal couple Robin.
     
  17. Margos

    Margos Sprinkles are for winners.

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    Her face is just looking so bizarre these days. Can't stop looking at that extra large nostril.

    This is all she has. Laying on the floor with freakin' cats.
     
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    Beth - your "babies" are dried-up eggs in your ovaries.

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    When does daddy get in a picture ?
     
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    Looks like she has a black eye! Hard to believe that a woman who was an international model for so many years couldn't put on makeup properly.o_O