Mama Lange Turns 70!

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  1. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    And Artie throws her a party complete with a cake from Cake Boss:

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    No knives on the table
     
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    Artie's mom looks phenomenal for her age!
     
  4. Lou Cypher

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    :jj: "No, Artie, you CAN'T cut the cake."
     
  5. Lou Cypher

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    She does, doesn't she? Surprising after everything she's been through.
     
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    I'd hit it.

    Artie has a hot family. What the fuck happened to him?
     
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    This must be a very blessed birthday for her, considering just a couple of years ago, she almost lost her son. I hope Artie keeps himself healthy. I cannot imagine the pain he must have caused Mom & Stacy. They love him so much & have stood by him through it all. I hope he sees & realizes how strong their love is for him.
     
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    That is way not bad for 70. I mean, I wouldn't fuck it, but I assume some filthy Guinea had a great time with that in 1962.
     
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    "Oh Maaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
     
  11. Lou Cypher

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    :bigcry:

    :beer:
     
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    oh dear :weird:
     
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    His mom does look great. She looks like she could be in her late 40s/early 50s. I wouldn't mind banging his sister. I would have thought she was a pig just based on how Artie looks, but she's kinda hot.
     
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    She looks beautiful. I hope she had a great birthday. :bday:
     
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    I met both his mom and sister a few years ago at a function in Hoboken. They were two of the nicest and sweetest people I've ever met.
     
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    Artie put knives in his tummy cuz he was sad. Don't be sad Artie. :sad:
     
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    I almost would. Just for the story. But I couldn't.

    It's very sweet to see them together, happy and smiling. :)
     
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    The side of the cake facing the camera reads, "There are chicken cutlets in the fridge". Hahah! It's cute they put some of her phrases on the cake.
     
  19. Lou Skunt

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    I would fuck Artie's sister until her eyes went wonky. Then I would shoot my load on her ample sized fivehead.
     
  20. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    My mom told me that Artie is a handsome guy. She just says hes a "little heavy".

    Artie is a good guy, hope they all had fun.