Man, 28 assaults 92 year old girlfriend

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  1. SouthernListen

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    Memphis Man, 28, Charged With Domestic Assault of Girlfriend, 92: Cops
    A May-December romance turned violent in Memphis this week when a 28-year-old man assaulted his 92-year-old girlfriend and roommate, police said. Thomas Standley was taken into custody by officers called to the couple's home by the woman's daughter, who lives next door. The daughter, Patricia Haynes, recalled hearing her mother scream, "Let go of me, you're hurting me," according to a court affidavit outlining the complaint.

    Haynes said that when she went to check on her mother, Standley pushed her out of the door. Inside, her mother was still yelling for Standley to leave her alone, the daughter told police. When officers showed up, the mother told them Standley had grown angry with her because she refused to take her medicine, according to the affidavit.


    The mother told police that Standley had choked her, grabbed her arms and shook her, and that her arms hurt, but she refused medical treatment, according to the affidavit. She told the officers Standley hurt her often, but she was scared to call police because she was frightened of him. She also said Standley had talked her into signing over her power of attorney, and he was resisting her attempts to undo it.

    Standley was charged with domestic assault and was being held in Shelby County Jail.


     
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    Playah gonna play.
     
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    "Power of attorney" says it all I think.
     
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    That is hot!

    Wonder if she gives good gum?
     
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    I've heard of robbing the cradle but that's robbing the grave! :dropjaw:
     
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    Did he slap her because of her anti-abolitionist agenda?
     
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    You would choke out you're girlfriend too if it takes her 45 minutes to get you a beer
     
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    That doesn't work junior, you need to push her down a flight of stairs if she's pregnant!
     
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    in that particular order?
     
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    Fuck.... And to think the puppet would have treated this whore like a princess...
     
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    I guessed wrong.
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    "Honey, why is my medicine in the Drano box?"
     
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    I didn't read the whole thread but, I want to post that, I'd like to beat this mother fucker within an inch of his pathetic life.
     
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