News Man, 90, Tells Cops Hooker Ripped Him Off

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  1. R.P. McMurphy

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    AUGUST 5--A 90-year-old Massachusetts man was arrested for soliciting a prostitute after he called police to report that the woman stole a piece of jewelry after he [​IMG]paid her $100 to perform a sex act.

    When cops told Nicholas Salerno that he would face a criminal charge for admitting to hiring a hooker, the nonagenarian replied, “I don’t give a fuck. I’m 90 years old for Christ’s sake.”

    As detailed in a marvelous Dennis

    http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/ancient-john-reports-ripoff-647832
     
  2. Quality Control

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    For a second I thought this was an exclusive from the Dawgshed News Team.
     
  3. HypocriteHowie

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    Finally something I can strive to achieve.
     
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    Seems to me he shouldn't be charged,after 80 it should be legal to get a whore
     
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    Agreed
     
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    it would take her a month of sundays to get him to drop his load.
     
  7. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...so, he knows what a bargain is.
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I should start a pron delivery service for geezers.
    :froggy:
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    whores are a rip off
     
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    They arrested the guy, what happened to the broad?

    :scratch:
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...she was humiliated out of town for blowing a 90 year old guy.
     
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    You can't trust whores. :grad:
     
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    She recorded a new show for her Howard bashing podcast. :c
     
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    I was a manager on duty at a hotel in Vegas back in the late 90's, and a guy called and demanded I come to his room.
    He opened the door and started screaming at me that "two Jap whores" had come to his room, he paid them for sex, and then they left without fucking him.
    He wanted to know what I was going to do about it. I told him nothing. He demanded I call the police. I told him, sure, I can do that, but you will get arrested for solicitation of prostitution.
    He called me stupid and asked if I realized we were in Vegas. I informed him that prostitution is illegal within city limits.
    He called me stupid again, informed me he was a "very important executive at PG&E, and that he could buy and sell me".
    I told him I hoped he enjoyed his evening and left his room, with him screaming down the hall at me, calling me a useless bitch.

    Dudes get crabby when they don't get what they pay for. For real real.
     
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    :freebird:
     
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    I woulda called the cops for the jerk :dontknow:
     
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    Fuck that asshole. Maassachusetts equals retart. Lock him up for life, that stupid.