News Man Accused Of Shoplifting After Store Mistakes Colostomy Bag For Stolen Trousers (Caution Robin)

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  1. OV

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    Obviously Stern Show related, and would be the greatest thing if this happened to The Queen Of Green Enemas

     
  2. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Tip for shoplifters. Always carry a full colostomy bag, in case you get stopped.
     
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    I guess the store sells clothes that look like shit..
     
  4. HS Cult Leader

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    I always love when these whiners say that, o.k., so did he then donate the money to charity afterward? :rolleye2:
     
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    This could never happen to Robin. She's so fat, no one would notice a buldge under her moo moo.
     
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    as a rule, i carry a trash bag of shit when shopping...
     
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