News Man arrested after spraying women in the face with a product designed to smell like flatulence

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  1. dawg

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    in layman's terms "Fart Spray" Folks

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    ATHENS, Ga.-- Police in Georgia have arrested a man for allegedly causing a stink at a bar.

    The Athens Banner-Herald reports that a woman told officers Blake Leland Zengo, 20, of Bogart, sprayed her in the face with a product designed to smell like flatulence.

    An Athens-Clarke County police report says several people left the bar Saturday, citing a foul smell inside, and then told police that Zengo was the culprit.

    The police report described Zengo as "very inebriated" and said a bottle of spray designed to cause an offensive odor was found in his pants pocket. Zengo denied spraying anything.

    He was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, public intoxication and underage consumption of alcohol. He was released from jail on $1,500 bond.

    It's unclear whether Zengo has an attorney.
     
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    Love me some fart spray
     
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    Frat boy cred :coffee:
     
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    Liquid ass.
     
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    Imagine, someone came up with this crazy idea, got it tested, paid for a patent, business licenses, government regulations - and there seems to be a market for it.:bounce:
     
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    Bet he bought it at Spencer's.
     
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    That's a great way to pick up hot chicks. Just spray them with a fart spray. Mr. Zengo sounds like a real ladies man.
     
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    I'm just wondering which Shed member we have here, anyone want to fess up?
     
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    Fart boy cred.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Flatulance no5
     
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    I wonder how long my rotator cuff would hold out while repeatedly punching him in his smug ginger face.
     
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    And the portable Dutch oven was born.
     
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