Man arrested for beating roommate who drew penis on his face

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    Mug shot with penis on side of face.

    A prank turned violent in the Lyon Village neighborhood on Saturday (March 23) when a man reportedly was beaten for drawing a penis on his roommate’s face.
    The alleged incident happened on the 3100 block of 17th Street N. According to Arlington County Police, 31-year-old James Watson fell asleep on his couch after a night of drinking. He woke up around 5:30 a.m. and became furious when he discovered the permanent marker drawings on his face, police said.
    Police say that Watson, suspecting his roommate, ran upstairs to where the roommate was sleeping and jumped on top of him, repeatedly punching him in the face. The commotion awakened a third roommate, who managed to separate the two.
    The victim reportedly waited about an hour and a half to call the police while deciding whether or not to press charges. He did end up calling for help and police charged Watson with malicious wounding. The injured man’s eye was swollen shut and bleeding, so the third roommate drove him to the hospital for treatment, according to police.
    Cops say the roommates admitted they sometimes play pranks on each other while intoxicated.

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    Not guilty your honor
     
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    what a DICK!
     
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    Kinison had a great routine about drinking with your friends. He said "why do I call them friends when whenever I get drunk they have me do so much stupid shit". One time Kinison said he was drinking with his touring band and he got so drunk that he pissed all over his suitcase full of clothing. The next day he wakes up to change into his road uniform and everything is soaked with piss. He said his friends stood there when he was blackout drunk, watched him piss all over his clothes, and they took pictures.
     
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    Guilty of being a 31-year old man with roommates.
     
  6. MutteringJohn

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    Elisa Jordana, You know what to do.
     
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    Faggot shoulda known his limits.
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Never pass out. Never. Those are the rules.
     
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    And if you ever do something to the man who passed out, make sure you're in a diff city before he wakes up. That's also a rule.
     
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    Wiggy would beat him for not putting one in his mouth.
     
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    "I'm here for the cocks on my face..."

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