News Man arrested for swinging Rabbit by the ears then lighting it on fire

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  1. dawg

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    Poor Easter Bunny :bigcry:

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    SANTA PAULA, Calif. (KABC) --
    A man was arrested on suspicion of animal cruelty for swinging a rabbit around by its ears and lighting it on fire in Santa Paula Saturday morning.

    Around 7:52 a.m., Santa Paula officers were sent to the 200 block of March Street on reports that a man was seen in the area swinging a rabbit by its ears and lighting it on fire. The suspect had fled on a bike.

    Officers eventually located the man matching witness descriptions in the 300 block of South Steckel Drive. He was identified as Juan Lemus, 29, of Santa Paula.

    Lemus told authorities he found the rabbit in the street and that it was already dead. He added that he lit a piece of paper on fire, not the rabbit.

    Authorities then found the rabbit in a dirty lot next to a pile of smoldering paper. It was taken to the Santa Paula Animal Rescue Center for an evaluation. Veterinary technicians determined the rabbit died from blunt force trauma to the head.

    Authorities then took Lemus into custody and he was found in possession of a meth pipe. Officers conducted an evaluation to determine if Lemus was under the influence of a controlled substance.

    He was arrested and taken to the Ventura County Main Jail on suspicion of animal cruelty, arson, burglary, possession of drug paraphernalia and being under the influence of a controlled substance.

    http://abc7.com/news/santa-paula-man-arrested-on-suspicion-of-lighting-rabbit-on-fire/1264967/
     
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    Cut this dude some slack. He was tweeking and probably thought the rabbit was a minion from hell out to steal his soul
     
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    They did an autopsy on the Rabbit to determine cause of death.
     
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    He should be set free....right after some giant swings him by the ears and they set him on fire.
     
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    I'd like to grab this prick by those satellite dishes he's sporting and introduce him to the same fate.
     
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    "Night of the Lemus"
     
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    I say with cut this dude's sack off..
     
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    He was arrested and taken to the Ventura County Main Jail on suspicion of animal cruelty, arson, burglary, possession of drug paraphernalia and being under the influence of a controlled substance.

    Arson? :satanfire:
     
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    He looks like a highly upstanding man of society.
     
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    He was probably just skinning it and roasting.......Jeez!!!
     
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    Leepus. :grad:
     
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    A new wackpacker?
     
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    Hey man......'Dem fucking Rabbits be dangerous as fuck!!!!!
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    Turns out he was wrong. It wasn't a demon, just a plain ole rabbit. Mistake's happen.
     
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    Man I should have used this Gif to support my argument. Well played.
     
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    Those fucking ISIS pricks.
     
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