Man Arrested For Trying To Have Sex With Mailbox..

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  1. teehee

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    Gotta say it, the mailbox was kind of hot...;)



    British man arrested for trying to have sex with mailbox

    A woman witnessed Paul Bennett pull down his pants, rubbed his crotch against the mailbox and repeatedly screamed ‘wow’ during the incident. He was ordered to undergo alcohol treatment, pay $75 to the woman and register as a sex offender.
    BY LEE MORAN

    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS


    [​IMG]THOMAS TEMPLE/ROSSPARRY.CO.UK/SWNSPaul Bennett was arrested after a bizarre incident in which he tried to have sex with a mailbox like the one on the right.
    A British man has been busted for trying to have sex with a mailbox.

    Paul Bennett pulled down his pants in the Scholes Precinct shopping arcade in Wigan on Sept. 9 last year, reports the Manchester Evening News.

    He started to inappropriately touch himself. The 45-year-old then rubbed his crotch against the letter drop.

    With his hands held in the air, he repeatedly screamed out "wow" before pulling his pants back up and swinging on a nearby lamppost.

    Shocked passersby called cops.

    Officers arrived and Bennett exposed himself again, reports Wigan Today.

    He was arrested and charged with two counts of indecent exposure and using threatening and abusive words with abusive behavior.

    Bennett appeared at Wigan and Leigh Magistrates Court on Friday, where he pleaded guilty to all the allegations.

    He was ordered to undergo alcohol treatment, pay $75 to the woman who witnessed his antics and register as a sex offender.

    PS
    He was found dead. They think he died of natural causes..
     
  2. Gunky McShekelstein

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    :spit: Wow. Just wow. You can't just make this shit up!
     
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    Is the mail box getting counseling now too? :facepalm:
     
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    He had to pay her $75??

    WTF?
     
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    You're just jealous of their love.
     
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    That's what happens when you have only one eye
     
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    He has to now be a registered sex offender. The mailbox now only accepts registered mail.
     
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    Would smash. :wink:
     
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    Mailbox?


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    I've myself have always wanted to hose a public mailbox. And by that I mean grab a nearby hose, feed it into the slot and turn on the water. Probably a bad idea though.
     
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    Sex offender? Thing looked 18 and willing to me...
     
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    He's actually an ardent Dr. Who fan and thought he was mating with a Dalek

    [​IMG]
     
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    Most troubling thing for me was "repeatedly screamed 'Wow!' during the incident."
     
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    Red Mailboxes are quite the vixens...
     
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    Sort of unfair that he had to register as a sex offender...seemed consensual. :dontknow:
     
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    I think I saw something like this on an old Benny Hill Show episode
     
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    If the mailbox dropped 10 pounds she'd be perfect, right Robin? Robin?
     
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    "Take a letter, Maria"

    :rs:
     
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    what about the jizz covered letters?
    EWWWWWWWWWW
     
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