News Man breaks into house naked then falls off a cliff.

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  1. holly1975

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    Ore. man invades home, falls off cliff, gets stuck in tree
    CHRISTOPHER BRENNAN NEW YORK DAILY NEWSUpdated: 03/10/2016 10:09 AM ET
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    Steven Burton, 30, ended up stuck upside down in a tree after invading a woman's home and jumping off a cliff.
    An Oregon man ended up naked and hanging by his leg upside down from a tree after a bizarre series of events in the aftermath of an alleged home invasion.

    Police in Pendleton say they saw Steve Burton, 30, run off a cliff after escaping the home of Gail Wilson, where he showed up on Saturday wearing nothing but the grin on his face and said, “Hi honey.”

    Wilson, a former corrections officer who was home alone, called 911 while the intruder took her black labrador to another room and wandered around the house.

    She told KPTV that she was scared for her life, but her unwelcome visitor got mad and fled when she asked him his name.

    Police arrived on the scene and said that Burton ran away, scaled a fence and fell down a 40- to 50-foot cliff. He tumbled down the steep bluff until eventually he was caught in a tree near the bottom, with his head five feet from the ground.

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    Wilson (center) said that the intruder was obviously high when he came into her home.
    “It’s probably fairly fortunate for both Burton and law enforcement that he got hung up in the tree,” Pendleton Police Chief Stuart Roberts told My Columbia Basin.

    “It’s probably one of the more bizarre things that I’ve heard of in my time in law enforcement.”

    Wilson said that Burton was obviously high during the incident.

    At one point, he allegedly grasped for the weapon of an officer trying to bring him down to Earth.

    A group of about 20 cops and rescue workers eventually tied a rope to the naked man’s chest and one to his leg, maneuvering the ties until they could suspend the yelling suspect and bring him to the ground, according to the East Oregonian.

    After placed under arrested and in a stretcher, Burton was taken to the hospital before going to jail.

    He faces charges of burglary, harassment, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest and is currently being held on $62,500 bail.

    cbrennan@nydailynews.com
     
  2. ICU

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    seems like the logical conclusion
     
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    He died doing what he loved.
     
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    He lived. I swore this was an Onion story....
     
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    I know meth is a crazy drug, but why do these meth heads almost always have the most fucked up hair?
     
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    the cliff burton surprise?

    in my humble opinion?

     
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    he took coming down to a new extreme..
     
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    Greatest title in the history of the shed :jj:
     
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    she should get a gold membership..
     
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    Busy day...
     
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    Agreed.
     
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    Lol... The kappa sigs at univ of Texas ran their plege trainer off a cliff in the late 90s

    Cliff right behind their house... Dude dead

    Loll
     
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    People don't like to talk about that
     
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    you're a good man, dawg..

    see holly...i got your back!!
     
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    I'm guessing their stylist was busy that day.
     
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    Walking the dog and what not, he's a good samaritan FFS.


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    And I thought I was having a bad week.
     
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    Imagine that, @holly1975 posting about a hung guy.

    :giggle:
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Looks like Dane Cook let himself go.