Man buys house next to ex-wife, erects giant middle finger statue

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  1. Phillipmcd

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    Alan Markovitz recently moved into the home where the statue was erected, which happens to be next to the home where his ex-wife now lives with her new lover, whom she reportedly had an affair with while being married to Markovitz.


    Markovitz tells Fox 2's Randy Wimbley his plan was to get even the ex-wife's new lover, and never meant for the matter be made public. However, it soon grabbed local attention when the ex-wife's daughter posted a picture of the statue on twitter.


    The installation of the statue also included a spotlight to keep the message illuminated at all hours of the day.
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    http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/2...ects-giant-middle-finger-statue#ixzz2kpWPZTKU

    Howard related because he gave us the middle finger? :dontknow: :D
     
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  2. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Now he got the attention that he did not want. Was it worth it? Probably.
     
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    I could see being upset enough in the heat of the moment to think about doing something like that. But to actually go through with it? Loser.
     
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    So he wants EVERYBODY to know he is cuckold who probably has a small dick?

    So when did men start acting like scorned bitchez?


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    Looks like a super sized Ronnie Limo Driver.

    Says he is a strip club owner and actually "over his wife" of two years and is after her dude, a neighbor, for breaking "man Code".

    I didn't know pussy whiny bitch azz men knew anything about codes of men.
     
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    Stern related if it were one of those garden statues of a little boy pissing.
     
  8. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    The guy is a head case
     
  9. Joe Bauers

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    My ex brother in law has taken my sister in law to court at least 18 times, for every little thing he could possibly think of. He has successfully bled her of just about all her money and retirement. It's fucked up enough when women do that to men. but when men do it , it's just pathetic.
     
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    Why bother? After the separation/divorce I couldnt get far enough away...:coffee:
     
  11. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    A lot of murders happen because of that. They figure taking their chances with law enforcement beats a 100% chance of poverty.
     
  12. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Your sister in law needs a better attorney. Here we can petition the court to require the judge to approve any new filing made by a person who is abusing the system, the court also has the authority to force the other side to pay attorney's fees.

    I've had a couple of these lunatics, usually they don't have a lawyer and they can make your life a living hell, but you have to be persistent and aggressive. It blows, believe me.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    ...and if he is represented by an attorney and he's abusing the system, they should file a complaint with the Bar.
     
  14. Joe Bauers

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    You're right, This guy recently fired his lawyer and has decided that he can represent himself. He constantly calls her attorney to ask, for this and that knowing that she has to pay. If that was happening to me , He would be dead. :evilgrin2:
     
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    I guess I'm the only one who found it kinda funny :dontknow:

    Not sure what that says about me? Or the state of my marriage :banghead:
     
  16. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    There are ways to handle that stuff, if he wants documents, you can charge him for copies or make him come to the office, sit in a room and look at the stuff. If he really is bringing things without any merit then they have to start slapping him with motions for attorney's fees and sanctions. Judges in the Family Court are ready to rip out their hair, nonsense makes them insane, but they can't grant fees and sanctions, unless someone asks for them. Also the pleading review tactic, is very effective.
     
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    Markovitz's defense can be that it's a minora
     
  18. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    But then again.....If this happened to more women, Maybe, Just maybe........
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    "It's a statue of my God".......
     
  20. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    That guy is pathetic. Obviously he has enough money and energy to move on, so just do so.

    When I was 16 my hot girlfriend dumped me and I pined for her for the better part of six months. Then I got drunk and banged a band chick, and all was forgotten.