The incident: Someone farted in a car. The appropriate response: Either laughing or being quietly repulsed, depending on how fun you are. The actual response: Unable to determine which of his three children was responsible for the fart, Austin Davis (pictured above) beat all of them. Earlier this year, Austin, whose head is shaped exactly like an upturned dreidel, was driving with his three children in DeLand, Florida. At some point during the journey, one of the kids farted. Austin flew into a rage, and demanded to know which of the kids was responsible. All three refused to talk (go kids!), so Austin removed his belt and beat them with it (boooooo, dad!). A female relative took photos of the children's injuries and gave them to local police, who arrested Austin and charged him with three counts of aggravated battery. According to police, the photos showed a six-year-old with "dark bruising to the legs, buttocks, and thighs," a 12-year-old with "dark bruises on his legs and thighs," and a nine-year-old refused to have pictures of his bruises taken because he feared retaliation if his dad found out he'd told on him.