Man charged after 'fornicating' on statue at National War Memorial

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  1. smichal

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    CTV Ottawa
    Published Tuesday, August 4, 2015 10:45AM EDT
    Last Updated Tuesday, August 4, 2015 6:44PM EDT
    A 22-year-old man has been charged after police say he began fornicating on a statue at the National War Memorial.

    Police say the incident happened on Sunday, August 2nd, around 11:30 p.m. The man, 22-year-old Andrej Szczpka of Toronto, was arrested at the scene and held in custody until his court appearance on Monday, August 3rd, 2015.

    Szczypka is charged with mischief.

    According to police, the accused climbed the National War Memorial and then "began acts of fornicating on the statue."

    Anyone with information is asked to contact police.


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    I am not clear what fornicating on a statue means. Did he rub his dick on it or jack off on it or what?
     
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    Most of the manly and normal Canadians were killed off in that war and WWII.
     
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    Are they calling masturbating "fornicating" here? It does not say "with".

    for·ni·ca·tion
    ˌfôrnəˈkāSH(ə)n/
    noun
    formalhumorous
    1. sexual intercourse between people not married to each other.
     
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    ejaculating :grad:
     
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    for·ni·ca·tion
    ˌfôrnəˈkāSH(ə)n/
    noun
    formalhumorous
    1. sexual intercourse between people not married to each other.
     
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  7. Bryce

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    I heard you...
     
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    No. I was caught fornicating some fat slob in her crap tunnel on that monument. My sincerest apologies go out to our service members due to the fact she was a weak 6.

     
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    So he's a statue fucker?? :chair: People are so odd
     
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    My only problem is the statues were male. The guy's a homo.
     
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    "on" not "with". The author is a dummy. :coffee:
     
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    Did someone call me?
     
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    That's pretty cool that they were able to fit the entire Canadian army on that single statue!
     
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    "Police say the incident happened on Sunday, August 2nd, around 11:30 p.m. The man, 22-year-old Andrej Szczpka of Toronto, was arrested at the scene and held in custody until his court appearance on Monday, August 3rd, 2015.
    Szczypka is charged with mischief."



    Jesus, buy a vowel.
     
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    "began acts of fornicating on the statue."

    Sounds like he was jerking off right in front of the statue.
     
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    I'm guessing alcohol and / or other drugs were involved...
     
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    Good Lord, I would HOPE so. :coffee:
     
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    I would titty-bang the Venus De Milo statue because she has a pretty nice rack. But THIS guy is just weird