Man charged with fucking a corpse

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  1. jake206

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    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...sex-with-corpse-in-georgia-mortuary/23417257/

    COLUMBUS, Ga. (AP) — A homeless man broke into a funeral home and had sex with a woman's body, police said Friday.

    Domonique Smith, 26, was arrested Feb. 9 when he was found with a bike stolen from the Hill Watson Peoples Funeral Service, and further investigation revealed that a body there had been disturbed during the burglary, police said.

    "The results of our investigation and the forensic examination gave us probable cause to believe that this individual had indeed sexually assaulted a dead body," said Columbus Police Maj. Gil Slouchick.

    Capt. Gordon Griswould told the Ledger-Enquirer of Columbus that Smith was found in a vacant home with other stolen property, including TVs and guns.

    Smith pleaded guilty to burglary, entering an unoccupied dwelling, possession of a firearm by a convicted felon and theft by receiving stolen property, according to the newspaper. He is currently in jail.

    It's unclear if Smith has an attorney. He is expected to appear in court on the necrophilia charge Monday.

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    Great skin!

    He MUST use Dove.
     
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    Any comments from the victim.
     
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    They were both a little stiff.
     
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    Woman charged with fucking a corpse

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    I like cracking a cold one as much as anyone, but geez......
     
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    Kinison used to do a hilarious bit on this subject.
     
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    This should be a contender for post if the week.
     
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    Was she hot?
     
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    Previously 98.6 degrees... But nowhere near Foreigner material, if you know what I mean. Go ahead, check it and see.
     
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    Besides seminal evidence, I always wonder how the ME can tell if a corpse has been violated.
     
  14. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    No, room temperature.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    She probably had that healthy glow that only a pregnant corpse has.
     
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    Cream pie.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    In all seriousness though, that seems like kind of a gross thing to do ... but I shouldn't judge.
     
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    Dove brand battery acid...
     
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    corpse being left in a spread eagle position is usually a telltale sign...
     
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    Note to self its ok to eat a corpse in a desperate situation just don't fuck it
     
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