Man covered in Jello has video sex with cow, cow runs off crying, gets killed by cars

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Working My Nuts Off VIP

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    Feb 27, 2014 12:36 By Sam Chadderton

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/jelly-covered-man-had-sex-cow-3187998
     
  2. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Why buy the cow when you can fuck it for free...
     
  3. BLOW ME

    BLOW ME Well-Known Member Banned User

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    way to go bob
     
  4. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;MKXIHlrjLPM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKXIHlrjLPM&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
     
  5. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i hate when that happens
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Bob, did you guess last week's bird call?
     
  7. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Praying for the cows family
     
  8. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    what are the odds of two guys that want to fuck cows finding each other.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    dont cry over spilled milk
     
  10. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Ever see that Mr. Hands vid where the horse guts some dude with its dick? There's some weird shit going on in some barns out there.
     
  11. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    i wonder if he'll go to Federal "pound me in the ass" Prison.
     
  12. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    ya, wasnt that a boeing employee or maybe microsoft, somewhere in washington i think..
     
  13. computer blue

    computer blue Well-Known Member

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    Shiv, zhukov, xyster, dark friday, phan-neepak, and benny won't comment on this

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    :GL:
     
  14. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Yep, they look like cow fuckers all right...
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    how did these two get to be this age & all of a sudden decide they need to fuck a cow?
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    they were probably cheating on a real pig
     
  17. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Maybe they took a page from GP2 and practiced on their dogs, then realized they needed something bigger...
     
  18. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    JohhnyB :jj:
     
  19. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Back in my cattle ranching days, I had a pet Holstein cow that looks a lot like this, but I certainly didn't want to fuck her!!!
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Working My Nuts Off VIP

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    They darkened or lightened his mugshot, like OJ!