Man crashes car into gas station, steals banana, then leaves

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  1. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    :facepalm: i'd love to know what this guy was on


    stern related because of the ape behavior :apedance:
     
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    Link is broken
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    We're out of ideas on this planet. Someone cue the extinction event.
     
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    What can I say besides :facepalm:
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    thanks. fixed
     
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    What is it with gas stations having bananas? Whenever I frequent a particular gas station that sells bananas, there's always some old fucker standing in line with a bag of them. Who the fuck goes to a goddamn gas station for their produce? Whoooo are these people?
     
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    :rofl: @ the pic of the perp. Priceless.
     
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    At first, I was worried this was a story about a stoner from Colorado. :jj:
     
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    I know a bunch of the Mexicans down here buy them during the summer before they go to work in the heat.

    I've bought a banana or two before from the gas station. Banana and muscle milk for breakfast, taking a big ol' hearty shit by 9am.
     
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  12. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    I agree. Haven't once seen gas station produce that has looked even remotely appetizing [​IMG]

    probably the last thing i'd ever buy from a gas station
     
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    Some of the WaWa convenience stores in NJ are pretty nice. :dontknow:
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    we don't have WaWas down here in Ft. Lauderdale :( The closest i've ever seen one is in Orlando.
     
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