News Man cuts in line, gets cut. Never bring a knife to a fistfight.

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  1. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    (Actually he doesn't. The headline writer apparently just skimmed the story.)


    Police: Man stabbed after cutting DC pizza line
    WUSA 10:14 AM. EST September 26, 2016
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    WASHINGTON (AP) - Police say a man stabbed a person who cut into a line at a Washington pizza restaurant.

    Authorities say the argument began early Sunday when Jose Nelson Melendez Rodriguez skipped ahead in line at Jumbo Pizza on U Street. Another customer took issue with that, and the two went outside. A police report says Rodriguez stabbed the man. The stabbing victim then punched Rodriguez, knocking him unconscious. Later, a friend of the stabbing victim kicked Rodriguez in the head.

    Rodriguez is charged with assault with a deadly weapon. He was taken to a hospital.

    The man accused of kicking him, Justin McKinney of Glen Burnie, Maryland, is charged with assault.

    The stabbing victim was taken to a hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

    It's unclear if those charged have attorneys.

    Copyright 2016 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
    http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/dc/police-man-stabbed-after-cutting-dc-pizza-line/326199773
     
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    jumbos pizza is worth getting killed over

    it's really good pizza guys

    it has cheese, and sausage and sauce and such as
     
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    the mexicans love their pizza
     
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    I'd be interested to know the ages of these brain-surgeons
     
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    Mmmmm pizza
     
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    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    Jose Nelson Melendez Rodriguez


    Guilty :coffee:
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Nigga got 'sliced' up
     
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    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    It's the greatest.
     
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    I hate line cutters
     
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    i've heard that as well

    the wetbacks love it
     
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    i was at the bar around the corner earlier in the evening
     
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    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    jumbo slice is good as fuck when you are fucked up
     
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    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    o_O
     
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    Too bad.....I was hoping that you were the one that was cut and bleeding out.

    :artiejj:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    that's pretty original there
     
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    Dude deserves to get knocked out then kicked in the head for having 4 fucking names that all suck..