Man Decapitates HIMSELF!

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  1. Streetfighter

    Streetfighter Well-Known Member

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    Howard related because maybe he was sad birthday show was taken down from Sirius web site or Dawg refused to allow postings from "The Fappening"?

    A 51-year-old man decapitated himself in New York on Monday morning.

    Police said the man, who has not been identified, wound a metal chain around his neck and tied the other end to a pole in Hunts Point in the South Bronx. Then he got into his 2005 Honda CRV and stepped on the gas pedal, resulting in his own decapitation, New York Daily News reported.

    His body was ejected from the car when he crashed into a parked vehicle, police told PIX 11.

    No other information has been released.
     
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  2. HS Cult Leader

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    Great, give a couple dozen witnesses, cops, and EMS nightmares tonight. When all he had to do was take a handful of sleeping pills and lay down somewhere. Thanks a lot fuckhead, from the people out there mopping up his blood and pieces off the street right now.
     
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    I wish more people would do this.
     
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    Pics???
     
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    How'd you like tone the owner of that parked car?
     
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    Damn. This poor fucker really wanted to go, if he was willing to go that far to pull it off.




    See what I did there? ;)
     
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    :nooo:
     
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    If you are going to do something, may as well do it right.
     
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    There was a guy from where I liv in Jersey who put a rope around his neck , tied the rope to a pole and hit the gas peddle. Well you no the rest of the story.
     
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    May be the Wig might try it.
     
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    Should have super glued his hands to his head so it looked like he ripped his own head off.........that would have been the rad way to do it.
     
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    :coffee: dumb fuck should have super glued his hands to the sides of his head so it looked like he ripped his own head off
     
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    fuck I hate when I dont read a thread first :lol:
     
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    that would have been killer! always keep it rad.
     
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    How old is Sammy, btw?
     
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