Entertainment Man denied sex, cracks rat, leaves

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  1. Shithead

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    Man reported to police for 'revenge fart' after woman refused to have sex
    A Swedish newspaper claims she reported the act because the 'very bad' smell 'disturbed her mind', the woman claims
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    She reported the act to police (stock picture)
    A man was reported to police for doing a 'revenge fart' because a woman didn't want to have sex with him.
    The woman claims he came over to her home wanting sex, but when she spurred his advances he passed gas and walked away.
    She reported the smelly act to police on Sunday after claiming it 'disturbed her peace of mind '.
    The report claims the pair, who were not named, had discussed having sex previously but when he turned up at her home in Laholm, Hallan County, in southwest Sweden, she said she didn't want to.
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    She was reportedly 'disturbed' by the act, picture posed by models

    The woman, who is not in a relationship with the accused, claims he became angry when she rebuffed his sexual advances and farted before leaving, Hallansposten reported.
    She said in her police report: "It smelled very bad in my flat."
    A police spokesperson said they were obliged to look into all crime reports and are not pursuing the matter any further.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Next we want you to look disgusted because he just farted after you turned him down for sex aaaaaand go...
     
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  4. Beer Can

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    Geez. Let's hope this doesn't catch on. I'll have a rap sheet a mile long!
     
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    Sweden will be the first country to ban farting.
    Special flatulence department of the police force.
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    They have fart sniffing dogs to help
     
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    Brownshirts coming for the brown-undied?
     
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    He who denied it, supplied it.
     
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    Your Honor, I plead not guilty and invoke the "Whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.
     
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    If my wife sees this, I'm doing life in prison.
     
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    Beer Can Well-Known Member

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    Careful, because the Judge might retort, "he who denied it supplied it."
     
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    she who smelt it, dealt it :jj:
     
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    I wonder if it was a juicy SBD?
     
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    I always thought that SBD would be a great name for a loud rock band. Unfortunately, none of my band-mates agreed.
     
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    "What is your emergency? Are you being assaulted by refugees?"

    "No. A man farted in my general direction."
     
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    Oh I didn't know I could call the police for this, he would've gotten the death penalty already....
     
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    That is not a good looking woman. I wouldn't waste a good fart on her. :no:
     
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    Cut her some slack, her nose is burning and she's holding her breath
     
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    I don't think I've ever heard anything funnier than this
     
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