Man gets dick cut off....Twice!!!!!

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  1. Shithead

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    Jilted wife chops off two-timing hubby’s manhood — twice
    Fan Lung’s wife took matters into her own hands after catching Lung sending cell phone messages to his Chinese lover, Zhang Hung, who Lung now plans to marry.
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    [​IMG] Europics Fan Lung was caught on camera fighting off his wife outside the Chinese hospital, where he was being treated for a chopped-off penis.
    A jilted wife who chopped her cheating husband's manhood off twice is facing jail.

    Two-timing dad of five Fan Lung, 32, had used his wife's cell phone to send lover Zhang Hung, 21, a saucy email from his marital home in the city of Shangqiu, of central China's Henan province.

    But after forgetting to log out of his account, stunned wife Feng, 30, came across the message — and several others — and flew into a rage.

    Grabbing a pair of scissors she stormed into their bedroom where he was sleeping and snipped his manhood off.

    But after being taken to the hospital where he had it sewn back on, fuming Feng sneaked into his hospital room and cut it off again before throwing it out of a window.

    “The first we were aware of what happened was when someone came into the reception area to say a naked man was beating up a woman outside the hospital,” a hospital spokesman said.

    “Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman.

    “He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again.”

    [​IMG] Europics Lung’s lover, Zhang Hung, joined the wounded man at his bedside in the hospital. The couple hopes to wed soon.
    Doctors and police officers combed the area outside but failed to find the man's missing member, and they believed it may have been stolen by a stray dog or cat.

    The hospital spokesman said the man had lost a lot of blood and needed emergency surgery.

    He is in stable condition but “extremely emotionally distraught,” the spokesman said.

    Lung’s lover, who arrived at the hospital, said she planned to marry him as soon as she could.

    “It doesn't matter that he's lost his fertility,” Hung said, “he has five children already.”

    Lung’s wife was charged in the gruesome attack.
     
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    At least the other broad is Hung

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    That's what he gets for putting pee-pee in her coke.
     
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    Hung No Mo
     
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    Shee-Chop Dong.
     
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    What an unfortunate Chinaman.
     
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