Entertainment Man gets in fight with monkey for pissing on his bike

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shithead, Dec 5, 2015.

  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    thx man good fight actually. Monkey was pretty tough for his size
     
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    his buddy really enjoyed all that
    as did I actually
     
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    monkeys are assholes! that little monkey has big, sharp, canines and they will go for your balls. the douche bag laughing kept saying not a problem, not a problem!

    thailand has monkey sanctuaries. we went to one once. my bud almost stepped on a baby monkey and it screamed. a second later a big male ran up to him with its teeth barred and making nasty noises. it stopped just short of his legs and then walked away staring at us. we decided to leave. :nooo:
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    toker enhancement thx time to wake and bake
     
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    getting stoned and riding on an elephant is pretty fun. :leaf:
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    no elephants unfortunately but chilling bro have a great day
     
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    that was hilarious
     
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    He shoulda been bobbin' and weavin'.
     
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    Oh that kind of monkey, I was expecting something else.
     
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    Rope-a-Dope...but without the Rope
     
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    I respect a monkey that don't take no shit.
     
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    Guess the race?:bounce:
     
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    that's hilarious
     
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    Was really rooting for the monkey to kick his ass
     
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    Booey is impressed...
     
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    well, that's Detroit for ya
     
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    My buddy tells this story about visiting the San Diego Zoo. I guess you could buy raw peanuts to feed to the monkeys. They would come up to you and stick their arms through the bars and you can hand them a peanut. So, a bunch of people are having a great time feeding this cage full of monkeys, when one asshole decides to hand one of the beasts a lit cigarette but.
    The poor creature shrieks out in pain and runs to the far side of the cage. Everybody scowls at the asshole, but what are you going to do?
    Eventually, the burnt monkey comes back over for more peanuts. The asshole, feeling guilty, decides to give the monkey some peanuts. He sticks his hand through the bars, but when the guy comes close enough, the monkey jumps up and grabs the asshole by both ears and smashes his head into the bars, three times, real fast. The guy was nearly knocked out cold. LOLOL!! Team monkey!
    :apedance:
     
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