Man gets penis bitten off

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  1. Shithead

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    European man has penis bitten by wife's friend, who he allegedly assaulted; his spouse takes sweet time calling ambulance
    CENTRAL EUROPEAN NEWS
    Wednesday, March 18, 2015, 2:59 PM
    [​IMG] Europics
    A Moldovan woman accompanies her husband at a hospital after her friend reportedly bit his penis.
    An Eastern European man had to beg his wife to call an ambulance after her friend bit his penis.

    The wounded husband allegedly tried to force himself on the younger woman at a picnic while his wife stepped away, and she fought back when he dropped his pants.

    Florin Ionita, 53, of Moldova, was writhing on the ground, clutching his crotch when his wife returned about 30 minutes later from driving some other friends home.

    “Call an ambulance,” he reportedly cried. “It is going to fall off.”

    Wife Maria, 49, was surprised to see her pained husband with his pants around his ankles and demanded to know what had happened before she would go for help.

    Ionita reportedly confessed to trying to have sex with his wife’s 24-year-old friend.

    “I just wanted to pass the time pleasantly,” he told Maria.

    ...when I called the ambulance I didn't do it too fast, and I told them not to hurry.
    The ticked-off wife eventually decided to call for an ambulance.

    “I have forgiven him as he was only trying to do what all men try to do, but when I called the ambulance I didn't do it too fast, and I told them not to hurry,” she said.

    Maria also offered only vague directions to the park in Chisinau, the capital of Moldova.

    The friend reported Ionita to cops, who planned to interrogate him as soon as he’s released from the hospital, a Chisinau police official said.

    The young woman claimed biting Ionita seemed like the only way to keep him from assaulting her, police said.

    He could face five years in prison if convicted.
     
  2. Kaii

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    Sounds like BS
     
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    eastern Europeans are pretty strange people
     
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    slavic sex
     
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    The biter should be thrown in the slammer for assault. But because she is a woman, she'll get a slap on the wrist. :angry: Men don't mean shit in this world.
     
  6. Turtle Man

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    Gypos
     
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    Better to keep it in his pants.
     
  8. Snotty

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    Bullshit....If he forced himself on her......
    He got what he had coming........
     
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    Note to OP........Appears that it was almost bitten off..........
     
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    Worst blowjob ever.
     
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    How else would you expect a Moldovan picnic to end ?
     
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    Next time get some 1 with no teeth.