News Man has surgery on his intestines after carving an 18-inch yuca plant into the shape of a penis

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  1. señor pedro

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    :jj: Una maldita, Yuca!! :jj:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ch-yucca-plant-shape-penis-using-sex-toy.html


    A Costa Rican man found himself in need of emergency surgery after he took his needs for sexual kicks too far.

    Medics at San Juan de Dios Hospital in the capital San Jose were shocked to find an 18-inch cassava root in the man's anal cavity.

    The 55-year-old had carved the root into a phallic shape and used the cassava as a sex toy, local news reports.


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    Doctors had to perform some reconstructive procedures on the man's anus and intestines, but as the rectum was not perforated, the man is expected to make a full recovery.

    Staff at the San Juan de Dios Hospital said the man is currently in stable condition.

    Cassava root, also known as yuca, is a starchy root which is common in South America, where is is used as a stable carb.

    The starch derived from the cassava is also known as tapioca, used all over the world as a thickening agent, in desserts such as tapioca pudding, and in the popular Asian 'bubble tea' drink.

    Coincidentally, the American Cancer Society warns that those with a latex rubber allergy may suffer a reaction to the plant and should avoid eating cassava or tapioca.
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Jesus Christ.
     
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    hey, you finally learned english :beer:
     
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    This is the one time I wish you posted something in Spanish.
     
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    Shocked he has intestinal problems!
     
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    Yuca? Uh yuck!




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    Esta bien, :)


    Hombre tuvo sexo con yuca de 45 centímetros y terminó en el hospital

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    Un hombre no tuvo más remedio que someterse a una cirugía luego de que una yuca de 45 centímetros tallada en forma de un pene quedara atrapada en su ano. El insólito hecho ocurrió en Costa Rica.

    El paciente de 55 años, que no ha sido identificado, forró la yuca con dos condones y la usó como consolador, pero tuvo que llamar a emergencias después de que un condón se rompiera en su interior.

    Los sorprendidos doctores del Hospital San Juan de Dios se tomaron más de una hora para extraer el tubérculo del ano del hombre. Además, el sujeto fue sometido a un procedimiento reconstructivo ya que parte de sus intestinos también quedaron comprometidos.

    De acuerdo al sexólogo Mauro Fernández, la historia de este tipo de personas es frecuente y gradual.
     
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    I've had some very serious sexual impulses over the years, but the amount of time taken to carve a fucking root into a giant dildo far exceeds my jo holdout capabilities. I wonder if he worked on this in stages between beating off sessions or if it was a day long project. I'd like to talk to this guy; he has some serious patience that I could probably learn from.
     
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    Copy y paste.
     
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    You mean paste-o, right?
     
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    Bit reminiscent of the story of the Boeing engineer who died from having his colon perforated after having a stallion fuck him.
     
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    He should've read the warning...
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    He's got a story to tell his grandkids.
     
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    fun fact: Yuca is tapioca

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    Something something Little Lupe sound byte.
     
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    What, did he slip and impale himself?
    The horror.
     
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