Man 'High On Meth, Fights Off 15 Police Officers While Masturbating

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  1. Dream Theater

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    That's a MAN right there.
     
  3. doughhead63

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    :secret:Oregon, hmmm, think he knows Chriza?:cheer:
     
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    Probably, I cant imagine Oregon having too many people living there.
     
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    Damn straight, even the taser didn't affect him.
     
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    My face will be on that before sunrise. Mark my words. :coffee:
     
  8. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    The kind of holiday memory everyone involved will cherish forever, I'm sure.
     
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    Well, did he cum?!
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    In the police defense, I wouldn't want to roll around with a crazy guy jerking off. :dontknow:
     
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    Beat Lar to it!:yes:
     
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    Should've changed the county too. Fuck it.:fil:
     
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    the second I saw this thread I knew smoopy would try and make it about himself.
     
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    Your dog looks thrilled.
     
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    Dog looks terrified, as if Gary was taking the picture.
     
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    He didn't want to wear the reindeer horns very bad. Did you see him in the pink tutu?
     
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    very sloppy IMO. :coffee:
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Damn, would've taken 30 officers if he was fighting them off using both hands

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