Discussion in 'The Bar' started by flailingfish, Jul 24, 2012.
Is he crazier than Grizzly Man?
Is he just looking for a little action?
He'd have to have holes in the genital parts of his suit...I feel like this guy just wants to be a goat and frolic with the goats, not have sex with them.
El Chupacabra !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dressed like that, he is looking for some goat vag, who knows, maybe she is looking for a little goat dick
That is a terrible goat costume. The article says he has "crudely made horns." Freaky.
All the grass and goat pussy he can handle bro
Living the dream
How does he poop in the goat costume?
he has a hatchback
Oh like long underwear.
He's going to die out there. Humans can't just eat grass.
maybe he eats the goats too
you don't know that
OGDEN, Utah (AP) — State wildlife officials have identified the man who has been spotted dressed in a goat suit among a herd of wild goats in the mountains of northern Utah.
Phil Douglass of the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources said Monday the mystery man is a 57-year-old hunter from Southern California.
Douglass told the Standard-Examiner that the hunter called officials and provided enough information to put their curiosity to rest. Douglass says he didn't ask for a name.
The man told Douglass he was preparing for an archery hunt of mountain goats next year and testing a goat suit. Douglass says the hunter came to Utah because he heard it was easier to get near goats for training.
The man described his suit as a hooded painter's uniform and a fleece.
This sounds plausible
lolololol goat boy never thought to tempt them with food
It sounds really unfair. If the goats are that retarded that they think he looks like a goat in that outfit, does he need to wear it to kill them at close range? It looks like a giant homemade Lamb Chop costume.
Why does someone need to live with goats to kill them?