Man in goat suit seen living among goats in Utah mountains

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  1. flailingfish

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    Fucking HAL. :facepalm:
     
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    hunter
     
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    Is he crazier than Grizzly Man?
     
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    Is he just looking for a little action?
     
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    He'd have to have holes in the genital parts of his suit...I feel like this guy just wants to be a goat and frolic with the goats, not have sex with them.
     
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    El Chupacabra !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    dressed like that, he is looking for some goat vag, who knows, maybe she is looking for a little goat dick
     
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    That is a terrible goat costume. The article says he has "crudely made horns." Freaky.
     
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    All the grass and goat pussy he can handle bro

    Living the dream
     
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    How does he poop in the goat costume?
     
  14. Swayze

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    simple

    he has a hatchback

    duh
     
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    Oh like long underwear.

    He's going to die out there. Humans can't just eat grass.
     
  16. Swayze

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    maybe he eats the goats too

    you don't know that
     
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    OGDEN, Utah (AP) — State wildlife officials have identified the man who has been spotted dressed in a goat suit among a herd of wild goats in the mountains of northern Utah.
    Phil Douglass of the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources said Monday the mystery man is a 57-year-old hunter from Southern California.
    Douglass told the Standard-Examiner that the hunter called officials and provided enough information to put their curiosity to rest. Douglass says he didn't ask for a name.
    The man told Douglass he was preparing for an archery hunt of mountain goats next year and testing a goat suit. Douglass says the hunter came to Utah because he heard it was easier to get near goats for training.
    The man described his suit as a hooded painter's uniform and a fleece.

    This sounds plausible
     
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    lolololol goat boy never thought to tempt them with food
     
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    It sounds really unfair. If the goats are that retarded that they think he looks like a goat in that outfit, does he need to wear it to kill them at close range? It looks like a giant homemade Lamb Chop costume.
     
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    Why does someone need to live with goats to kill them?